Far East Cynic

Hurry Up! Take my money!

To buy a new Amazon Echo. I wonder if it calls you a mother f*cker too?

Alexa is about to get real Samuel L. Jackson.Amazon will introduce Jackson as the first celebrity voice for its Alexa virtual assistant later this year, the company said Wednesday.For 99 cents, you can hear the Hollywood star read you the news, give you a weather report and even tell jokes.

I can see it now. Come in the door, say “Alexa I’m home!” and this is what you get……….