Far East Cynic

They wrote a country music song about this…….

About women who are on the trashy side.

Thanks to the miracle that is our Sky Satellite hook-up I get to watch such worthwhile and edifying entertainment such as, Snog, Marry, Avoid". I like the show -but the S.O. hates it.

Snog Marry Avoid? is a British Reality show. It focuses mainly on transforming 'fakery obsessed' or 'slap addicts' in Britain into natural beauties by stripping them of their skimpy clothes and layers of make-up and giving them a make-under instead of a make-over with the help of POD – the Personal Overhaul Device.

(Snog BTW does not mean to have sex with-according to the Urban Dictionary it means heavy French Kissing. The Brits have a another word for penetration-however slight).

Funny thing is-I never seem to get to voting for the Marry or Avoid part, I always am choosing "Snog". And that is before they do the make-under. In fact I haven't seen one yet that doesn't get a snog vote-well maybe the one where they did a guy. That's a definite "Avoid". Like I said-they have a song for guys like me: