The crusades in Iraq and Libya and Afghanistan were just expressions of the might of a quiet superpower backed into a corner. I now realize that the use of force on behalf of worthless Arabs is fully justified just because the President says it is. I now realize that all the world will love us when we invade their countries and will welcome us with open arms.
I apologize to Donald Rumsfeld for all the mean things I said about him over the years. I will joyfully fork over 36% of my retirement to my ex-wife and recognize that her sloth is somehow a blessing to us all. I will never lust after another woman just because she has big boobs and a nice ass. I will recognize the role of women and gays in our new diverse military structure and welcome the strength that diversity gives us.
Now if you will excuse me-I need to go write out a 1000 dollar check to Sarah PAC.
http://lsolum.typepad.com/legaltheory/2011/04/lindgren-on-ideology-and-intelligence-in-legal-scholarship.html
welcome to the dark side….
And Happy April Fools Day to you also, Skippy-San!
You left out becoming a monk and taking a vow of silence, never to be heard again…
april fool’s indeed.
Thanks for reminding me of why I should stay a permanent bachelor.
I am not going to bust my ass trying to get out of debt and build up a savings account during my unmarried life, and then give some beyotch a massive chunk of that just because she gets tired of me.
Heh, indeed.
The Festivus Miracle arrived late this year………