Shooting? What shooting?
Judging from the front page of the Shopping Mall USA fishwrapper, there was no shooting yesterday. That story was tucked down at the bottom of the front page in the lower right hand corner-with just two paragraphs. It was a very small block.
Why?
BECAUSE AUBURN PLAYS OREGON TOMORROW FOR THE DAMN BCS CHAMPIONSHIP!
After all-in Alabama what else could be more important than that? THAT was the entire front page today. (And a one sentence mention of the fact that we are going get 4+ inches of snow tomorrow. You would think the bumpkins here would be more than a little interested in that).
Morons.