I’m going to war with the State of Alabama. Got home after work today-and in my mail was this:
” Payments under the USFSPA are not considered alimony. Accordingly, your claim for alimony payments has been disallowed. You owe us money!”
No f*cking shit, Sherlock. However did you read the rest of the 15 pages of documentation I provided you? A copy of my divorce decree, copies of cancelled checks, statements from DFAS, blood stained specimens of my enlarged a-hole. What more do you assholes need?
Of course-since I work for a living I got home after five-so I have to call them tomorrow. This ought to be fun. If you see me in a shoot out with Alabama state troops on TV -you will know this did not end well.
How much beer is in the fridge?