Far East Cynic

Placing the blame where it belongs…

I never knew about this connection to the Illinois Senate Race. Makes you really hate Republicans doesn’t it?

The next time you hear some disgruntled Republican grumbling about Obama-remind him of this.

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He gets in trouble for doing her?

What was in the records should surprise no one. It was alleged that Mr. Ryan took Jeri to sex clubs in New York, New Orleans and Paris and wanted to fuck her in front of spectators. When you’re married to Jeri Ryan, this seems like a perfectly natural thing to do, but the media, comprised as it is entirely of bitchy homosexuals, made a big deal out of it. The Republican party, being the Republican party, threw Ryan to the  wolves, and on June 25, 2004, he withdrew his candidacy.

Obviously, Ryan couldn’t have handled the controversy more improperly. He should’ve run ads showing Jeri’s perfect tits and ass encased in her Seven of Nine outfit in a silent loop, ending with a dramatic voice over saying; “I’m Jack Ryan and I approved this message, because wouldn’t you?”

Were I the candidate, “Wouldn’t you?” would become my campaign slogan, a mantra to be repeated over and over and again.

Seems a hell of a lot better than-“I like Sarah Palin!”.