George Bush-translated………

Sometimes it takes a person from outside the circle, so to speak, to make sense of things. The Canadian Skippy has nailed it, with his translation of George Bush’s address last night:

Like the president, I couldn’t resist giving you one more for the road. The President’s blockquoted statements will be immediately followed by the truth…….

Tonight I am filled with gratitude — to Vice President Cheney and members of my administration; to Laura, who brought joy to this house and love to my life; to our wonderful daughters, Barbara and Jenna; to my parents, whose examples have provided strength for a lifetime. And above all, I thank the American people for the trust you have given me. I thank you for the prayers that have lifted my spirits. And I thank you for the countless acts of courage, generosity, and grace that I have witnessed these past eight years.

 There’s more than enough blame to go around. Seriously, it takes a lot of people to come up with a disaster of this size. Always remember, the Titanic wasn’t built by one guy. I was just Leonardo DiCaprio.

Go read the entire thing here-its funny! Or it would be funny, if it weren’t like,  …….. you know…true.

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