Sometimes it takes a person from outside the circle, so to speak, to make sense of things. The Canadian Skippy has nailed it, with his translation of George Bush’s address last night:
Like the president, I couldn’t resist giving you one more for the road. The President’s blockquoted statements will be immediately followed by the truth…….
Tonight I am filled with gratitude — to Vice President Cheney and members of my administration; to Laura, who brought joy to this house and love to my life; to our wonderful daughters, Barbara and Jenna; to my parents, whose examples have provided strength for a lifetime. And above all, I thank the American people for the trust you have given me. I thank you for the prayers that have lifted my spirits. And I thank you for the countless acts of courage, generosity, and grace that I have witnessed these past eight years.
There’s more than enough blame to go around. Seriously, it takes a lot of people to come up with a disaster of this size. Always remember, the Titanic wasn’t built by one guy. I was just Leonardo DiCaprio.
Go read the entire thing here-its funny! Or it would be funny, if it weren’t like, …….. you know…true.
You guys won’t have much to talk (bash) about after Tuesday? All together now Kum-bi-ya…..
Sure we will! Obama will have his turn in the barrel.
Plus the old standby’s like William Kristol will still be around to be bashed.
Cy,
As a matter of fact, I can’t wait to get ahold of The One. I’ve long contended that he’s been lying about virtually everything he’s ever said, which we’re now learning to be the case.
What scares me about Bush is that he actually believed all of his idealistic horseshit. that should terrify everybody. Besides, I’ve spent most of time hammering Bush from his right, not the left.
I think we’ll all welcome the return of some good, old-fashioned Clintonian cynicism. I know that people don’t get so fucking uppity when I write about that.
Glad you guys will be on his case. The MSM is already in harmony, Kum-bi-ya…..
I’m no Bush fan, but Skippystalin’s “translation” would be funny if it weren’t so juvenile.
Alas, there hasn’t been much of a choice in the presidential elections since, oh 1800. Bush is a leftists, so I can’t understand why the left hates him so. Could it be his label isn’t Democrat, but Republican?
Incidentally, I didn’t vote for Bush either time. I’ve always known he was a leftist.
And Yeah, Obama is a liar. He’s a politician isn’t he?
Go read Skippy’s other stuff its consistent with his other writing-which I happen to like. One’s man juvenile stuff is another man’s poetry.