For the man who will go down as one of the worst Presidents the United States has ever had.
We the People
Everywhere, USAJanuary 6, 2009
President George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW
Washington, DC 20500Re: Termination of Employment
Dear President Bush,
This is to inform you that your services to the United States of America are no longer required and that your employment with the United States Government, on behalf of We the People, will be terminated as of January 20, 2009.
This letter serves as two (2) weeks notice of your termination. Given that you are being terminated with cause (incompetence), this notice is being given as a courtesy to you. The statutory law does not require an employer (“We the People”) to provide any notice when an employee is terminated for cause. However, despite your incompetence (two wars, “Mission Accomplished,” Katrina, etc.), We the People will be providing you with a Federal Pension and Retirement Benefits per the Former Presidents Act.
Please remove your and your family’s belongings from the White House on or before January 20, 2009 – and take Dick Cheney and the rest of your sorry administration and go.
Yours sincerely,
We the People
Sad part is-the genes of greatness are in the Bush family, they did produce a good president after all-but somehow they did not get passed down from father to son.
Or maybe, just maybe, Oliver Stone had it right-did the wrong son get to be President?
H/T to J-Two-O and My Canadian Counterpart.