Far East Cynic

What I am hoping my Saturday Night Looks Like……

Went out with the S.O. and our neighbors to the Schwabian Garten tonight. Drank beer and had a good time. My neighbors and I made a pact that I would only speak German to them – in the hopes of improving my less than perfect German. Held my own better

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EURO 2012 Semi Finals begin tonight

So, as they point out at Balloon-Juice, Port or Sherry? Spanish Ballads or Fado Songs? Lisbon or Madrid?

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The Pacific Century.

There will be no port visits to Pattaya or Phuket. Wanchai, Orchard Towers, Lucky Plaza, Geylang and pretty much any place fun in the Philippines-Will be off limits. Massagee in Ropppongi or the Honch? Forget it. Oh, and if you say you know what a soapie is? Stand by for NCIS to pay

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Time to write my novel.

Set in Japan and the United States-the plot will be the oppression of people like me,  by the Friends of Bill. Since I have now checked all the blocks on the chart-I can’t put it off any longer. Of course in my case-its episodes of debauchery. Thank goodness for the

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It sucks to be them

A rocket scientist in North Korea. Job security (and survivabilty) is probably not the best.

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A reason to vote for Santorum…..I never would have thought of.

Think about it Pennsylvania voters!  PORN STARS FOR SANTORUM! (mostly Safe For Work-but don't have your speakers up.)

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It is still not on my list of places to see.

The North Koreans have to pay for missile launches somehow. See this new add for North Korean "tourism". ( H/t to Fucked Gaijin!)

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April 1st doesn’t have quite the same meaning over here.

Thankfully. Of course, April 1st is always a good reason for some types of activities:

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Five Weeks to go.

Till Easter. I'm still trying to figure out what to give up. One thing I know I won't give up………   And speaking of sex-here is the Best Head Line EVER! http://weldbham.com/secondfront/2012/02/24/poll-santorum-comes-from-behind-in-alabama-three-way/

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One’s a lot cheaper…..

And it still entertains a lot of people:

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