Far East Cynic

Starting off the new year.

Always hit the "save drafts" button! Other wise you do what I do, inadvertently hit the back button and all your work just quietly goes away. There is probably an analogy for this year in their somewhere. So, to start again-have been busy getting ready for a busy January. I

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Return trip

The S.O. and I had to take separate flights home. She was on Lufthansa and I was on United.   I figured the S.O. would have had the better deal on Lufthansa-but as is typical for her, she found a way to fuck it up. She came into Frankfurt complaining

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Funny joke told by a beautiful woman….(III)

  Another installment in the series-reprinted from Esquire Magazine. But the woman is my own choice from Asia Sirens!   A lady asks a man at a bar what he's drinking. "Magic Beer," he says. "What's so magic about it?" she asks. He gets up and flies around the room.

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Pretty Joke told by a beautiful woman (II)

This story is not true-as a simple check of Snopes will verify, but I still think its funny. When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by

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The Pacific Century.

There will be no port visits to Pattaya or Phuket. Wanchai, Orchard Towers, Lucky Plaza, Geylang and pretty much any place fun in the Philippines-Will be off limits. Massagee in Ropppongi or the Honch? Forget it. Oh, and if you say you know what a soapie is? Stand by for NCIS to pay

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Funny joke told by a beautiful woman

One of my favorite parts of my monthly subscription to Esquire-is the page where they have a funny joke told by a beautiful woman. Since I got my May edition today, I thought I would be nice and share. The joke is from the May edition of Esquire-the girl is

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Taking a little detour.

And I'm back. Have been back for a couple of days-but tomorrow I am off again. Just time enough to do laundry. This time the travel is within Germany and I will be out of pocket for a couple of weeks. I do plan to post some though-and I intend

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Out and about

Been busy-and on the move. Accordingly, posting has been light. Spike has a link up to a …….wait for it…… a blow by blow description of the woman who started the whole Secret Service mess. I am not sure any woman-bubble butt or not is worth $ 800 just for one's night

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So let me get this straight…..

The Secretary of State wants to unwind a bit swigging some beer in a Columbian hot spot. And that's OK.   But a hard working member of the military or a Secret Service Agent wants to drink  a few beers and slice off a nice guilt free piece of Columbian

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Happy Saint Patrick’s day!

However, since I am starting a long road trip-I am at home tonight. But tomorrow is another story. And at the end of the evening-of course you need someone to drive home….er, drive you home. Half Japanese, half Irish!

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