Donald Trump has proven himself to be completely worthless in the past two weeks. And dangerous. I always think of this song from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar when I see him on TV. Presented here are the altered lyrics reflecting the reality of , He, Trump.
HUGH HEWITT
Good Reince Preibus, the RNC waits for you.
The talk show hosts and religious right are here for you.
PREIBUS
Ah gentlemen, you know why we are here.
We’ve not much time, and quite a problem here
MOB (outside)
Hosanna! Superstar!
Hosanna! Superstar!
Hosanna! Superstar!
Hosanna! Superstar!
TED CRUZ
Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street!
A trick or two with casinos and the whole town’s on its feet.
ALL (inside)
He is dangerous!
MOB (outside)
Make America Great Again!
ALL (inside)
He is dangerous!
MOB (outside)
Tell us that you’re who they say you are.
ERIC ERIKSON
The man is in town right now to whip up some support.
JOHN KASICH
A rabble rousing mission that I think we must abort.
ALL (inside)
He is dangerous!
MOB (outside)
Make America Great Again!
ALL (inside)
He is dangerous!
ERIC ERIKSON
Look Reince Preibus they’re right outside our yard.
TED CRUZ
Quick Reince Preibus, go call the cops to come.
PREIBUS
No, wait!
We need a more permanent solution to our problem.
ERIC ERIKSON
What then to do about Trump of New York?
Miracle wonderman, hero of fools.
TED CRUZ
Riots, An army, FIghting, Lots of slogans.
PREIBUS
One thing I’ll say for him — TRUMP is NOT cool.
TED CRUZ
We dare not leave him to his own devices.
His half-witted fans will get out of control.
ERIC ERIKSON
But how can we stop him?
His glamour increases
By leaps every moment; he’s top of the poll.
PREIBUS
I see bad things arising.
The crowd vote him in, which the Supreme Court would ban.
I see blood and destruction,
Our elimination because of one man.
Blood and destruction because of one man.
ALL (inside)
Because, because, because of one man.
PREIBUS
Our elimination because of one man.
ALL (inside)
Because, because, because of one, ’cause of one, ’cause of one man.
TED CRUZ
What then to do about this Trump-mania?
TED CRUZ
How do we deal with a reality star king?
RELIGIOUS RIGHT
Where do we start with a man who is bigger
Than Gingrich was when Gingrich did his contract on America thing?
PREIBUS
Fools, you have no perception!
The stakes we are gambling are frighteningly high!
We must crush him completely,
So like Breitbart before him, this Trump must die.
For the sake of the nation, this Trump must die.
ALL (inside)
Must die, must die, this Trump must die.
PREIBUS
So like Breitbart before him, this Trump must die.
ALL (inside)
Must die, must die, this Trump must, Trump must, Trump must die!
Written by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Tim Rice • Copyright © Universal Music Publishing Group
Adapted by me.