What is Spanish for, " Suck on this you Latin bastards?"
Of 1,517 votes cast in the two-day referendum – on a turnout of more than 90% – 1,513 were in favour, while just three votes were against.
It follows pressure from Argentina over its claims to the islands, 31 years after the Falklands War with the UK.
The UK government welcomed the result and urged "all countries" to accept it and respect the islanders' wishes.
The referendum had asked: "Do you wish the Falkland Islands to retain their current political status as an Overseas Territory of the United Kingdom?"
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner , here's a little music to cry yourself to sleep by:
Can we put that Las Malvinas bullshit to bed forever now?