No, I won’t be eating Chick Fil A today.

In honor of "Support Chick Fil A and its pompous evangelical CEO" day-I did the only logical thing. I got on a plane and left the USA.

This evening, I will have a beer and a roast beef sandwich, or maybe even some Fleischkase prepared by those heathen, socialist, Germans.

I plan to spend some time watching porn in Dan Cathy's honor too.

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