One of my favorite parts of my monthly subscription to Esquire-is the page where they have a funny joke told by a beautiful woman. Since I got my May edition today, I thought I would be nice and share. The joke is from the May edition of Esquire-the girl is not:
A rich old couple is sitting in their backyard. The husband says to the wife, ” Darling, times are tough. Perhaps you could learn to cook so we could fire the cook.”
She responds, ” All right. Perhaps you could learn to screw, so we can fire the gardener.”
( Obligatory rim shot on the drums follows).
