Slow new years day today. We've been watching Alabama play-and taking down the tree. I may need to head for my first nap of the New Year.
I did, however, stumble on this blog of "Texts from Last Night". They had a list of the best New Years Eve texts. I thought it was pretty funny so I am taking the liberty of sharing it with you:
The Best NYE Texts from Last Year.
(919): I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I’m gonna wait till 2011
(704): so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie…
(408): i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
(334): The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
(626): Just got the American Express annual summary. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
(508): champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
(763): dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
(608): clearly you are not from wisconsin
(541): I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
(336): nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
(269): Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
(304): i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
(714): im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
(805): My phone now changes “me” to “mrrrrrrrrh”, thank you new years.
(606): A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week…
(904): nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
(918): my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
(724): the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling “happy new year.”
(814): there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
(512): I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
(410): new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
(617): we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
(732): The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
(229): New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.