An interesting conversation….

A  female co-worker was over in our little corner of cubeville a couple of days ago. She asked me “why are you so obsessed with Asia?  What’s so great about it? I was in Korea once and I hated it!” ( I make no secret of my passion to return to Asia.)

“Where did you go?”

“Seoul and Osan”.

” And you couldn’t find anything good to do in Seoul? Clearly you were not going to the right places.”

” Well how about you-what is it you like about it so much?”

The conversation went on for some time-since she was female, I had to dance around the number 1 reason(s)-the women-and point out to her innocuous things like the excitement, good transportation,  places to see, the hustle and bustle. And finally I gave her the reason that always seems to baffle the unaware, of which there are lot of Alabama:

Because when you are there as a Gaijin man-you are unique. And that is worth any amount of being in Alabama.”

It went over her head-just as I expected it to. ” Well there is lots to do here in Alabama!”

“Maybe-but its all relative, now isn’t it? There’s a lot of things I want to do that I can’t do in Alabama-and there are things I can do here. But here the mudane things are just mundane and there they were not. Get it? No, I didn’t think you would.”

I think I will go back and show her this quote from Lola.  It ought to really set her head on fire:

Oh God… I am so OVER the US. Please please, just get me home. I have a few more days to bear in Orange County and then I am off to Vegas for some fun, but I am already desperate, desperate to get home. Last time I was here I seemed to ignore the overwhelming sense of gluttony that is everywhere. Stores filled with piles and piles of clothes, shoes, junk… restaurants serving piles and piles of absolute crap… TV commercials advertising chicken wings at KFC for 50 cents (WTF?) and burger pasta for 1$. What has struck me this time is just how hard the recession has hit this place. But instead of scaling back on quantity, it’s quality that’s taken a hit. Those sourcing for clothing manufacturers have been forced to scale back on the natural fibre… meaning you have racks and racks of cheap, man-made crap. Everywhere you go there seems to be an abundance of cheap carbohydrates and sugar on offer. Ask for a salad and it’s covered in e-numbers. It’s literally sickening. I can’t wait to get the hell out of here.

There are two types of people-those who understand and those who don’t. Those who understand Lola’s frustration can smile and shake their heads knowingly. Those who don’t understand-never will.

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