To avoid paying alimony.
All you have to do is say the phrase that pays:
TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — The nation’s first openly gay governor will not have to pay alimony to his ex-wife.
A superior court judge has ruled that former New Jersey Gov. James E. McGreevey must pay $1,075 a month child support for their daughter.
His ex-wife, Dina Matos (MAY’tohs), asked for $2,500 a month alimony for four years and $1,750 a month child support.
Wonder why I didn’t think of that. Think of the money I would have saved……………..
Gay? No pay. Straight? Pay through the nose.
Glad we got that straightend out.