Lots of phone calls tonight, cranky/bitchy S.O., working on resume, surfing Monster and dreaming of the Mid-Levels apartment I will never have-generally crying in my beer.
FUCKING RED SOX!
That sums THAT up!.
More tomorrow. In the meantime, go read the other Skippy. He’s on a roll with this post. Any man who can wrap George Bush, Winston Churchill and hot conservative wackos into a coherent series of paragraphs has my admiration:
It seems that about a decade ago, the Republican intelligentsia decided that if they made their pundits hot, female, hot, young and hot, nobody would really notice how batshit fucking crazy or weapons grade stupid they actually are. That’s how Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Rachel Marsden came to entertain and haunt us all. The theory seems to be that if we want to fuck a woman bad enough, your average Joe might be inclined to agree with her almost pathological nonsense.
This is yet another example of how conservatives fundamentally misunderstand male sexuality. It doesn’t matter if your average Joe thinks a woman is actually retarded if he wants to put himself inside of her badly enough. Jesus, I’ve slept with women that I was pretty sure were crazy or evil. I know as a moral certainty that at least one was crazy and evil. That just made the sex better.
Maybe I’m really weird, but my penis doesn’t have a political litmus test.
Go read the rest!