Leave it to the Israelis (H/T to the Canadian Skippy for finding this) however, to figure out a way to use that fascination as a marketing ploy.
Now anybody who has been to Israel knows they have some really smoking women over there-with big breasts. I think they put something in the water. When I was visiting my Israeli friend in a little town called Zikron Yakov- 30 clicks south of Haifa-he invited me to a party. At the party was a guy and his wife- who was of Yemeni descent, but had been born in Israel of a Yemeni mother and and European father. She was, knock you over, jaw dropping, not an ounce of wasted skin on her body, beautiful. The whole time I was talking with her and her husband, I had a hard time concentrating because all I could think about in the back of my mind was that this guy was going to take her back to wherever-and knock the bottom of her. And I was going back to Daron’s tiny little guest room with its sleeping bag-alone. Man! I can still picture her today, 15 years later.
Or as my more well versed counterpart would point out:
Attracting tourists is further complicated by the small matter of whenever you turn on the television, you find out that a suicide bomber has just blown up a bus in Haifa. That’s pretty off-putting. Particularly when you consider that if you want to die in a commuter mishap, Minnesota is much cheaper. Last I checked, they still have a few bridges that haven’t fallen down. But they could. I spent an afternoon in Minnesota once and I would have welcomed a bridge falling on top of me.But I digress. This was supposed to be about the serious business of tourism.
And Israel has finally figured it out! They now seem to understand that only a lunatic is willing to get themselves blown up on a bus just to see where Jesus was born. But pretty much everyone will get blown up for quality poontang!
I gotta go take a shower…………….