To break out the straight razors.
My former brother in law used to have a piece of paper taped to the refigerator. It said:
I will shave from the waste waist down and the knees up the day the Tribe wins the series.
I’m pretty sure he never figured on this.
Update! Must have been thinking of my ex when I typed this-It’s waist not waste. Freudian slip.
Update to the Update! 7-3 baby! Break out the Burma Shave!