I could write stuff like this:
I’ve decided that I’m changing the way I support a candidate this cycle. Whichever candidate’s spouse has the nicest funbags becomes the official candidate of Enjoy Every Sandwich. I think the most important issue in the campaign is America’s need of a hot First Lady, particularly since I don’t have Lady Bird Johnson to fantasize about anymore.(…)
If that sounds flippant, that’s because it is. Since the only possible way the GOP can retain the White House after eight years of George W. Bush’s egregious reign of error is for the Democrats to actively lose, it doesn’t really matter if the only yardstick by which I judge their candidates is their wives titties………
Regardless of which side of the aisle you stand in, that’s funny. Especially when we live in a world where the market has just dropped 150 points in an hour and political pundits seriously discuss Hillary’s cleavage!
