I got back early this evening. So after an hour of watching TV , I said, “screw it!”
So I snuck out to my favorite little watering hole, to sit at the bar and admire the bartender and her strapless bra…..(beneath a revealing top). Now I’m back and off to bed.
But not before I send you to see this:
“TSA says don’t forget the lube!”
According to Wonkette, ” That’s right, frequent flyers: Bogus terror threats or not, Homeland Security wants you to have comfortable anal sex while flying.”
But if you want a beer…….well that’s a terrorist act!