From the Mutant Frog:
Pop quiz: You’re a man sitting on the train in suburban Japan, minding your own business. The attractive lady sitting next to you nods off and unknowingly rests her head on your shoulder. You:
a) Pretend like nothing is happening
b) Wake her up—she’s distracting you from your Yukan Fuji!!
c) Silently appreciate how safe Japan is since this kind of thing happens all the time
d) Seize the moment—cop a feel!
To see what happens when you choose the wrong answer, go here.
