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May 08 2013

Things that make me want to chug a quart of anti-freeze

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This is why the Navy cannot have nice things.

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has ordered a close-up and comprehensive inspection of all military offices and workplaces worldwide to root out any “materials that create a degrading or offensive work environment.”

The extraordinary searches will be similar to those the Air Force conducted last year and prompted officers to scour troops’ desks and cubicles in search of photos, calendars, magazines, screen-savers, computer files and other items that might be considered degrading toward women.

The inspections will now target soldiers, sailors and Marines. They come amid heightened concern about sexual assault in the military and a new Defense Department report that suggests more than 70 troops every day experience some type of sexual assault.

To borrow a quote from comedian Rick Dukaman, " It's against the law to like beautiful women? Well, lock me up and take me to Russia".

It reminds me of the story a classmate told me once-about how some shrew fellow professional member of the team got upset with a "glamour shot" a guy kept of his wife on the desk in his office. Her complaint? It showed too much cleavage. Like that's a bad thing.

Besides it violates the Public Affairs Diktat Rule #1.

It is to weep………Guess I will have to take down my Lily Wong screensaver now.

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May 07 2013

Navy Flags at Work.

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Ever spend any time on a staff-or at Fleet Forces Command in the past 5 years? You know this scene quite well:

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May 04 2013

The worst part is that they pass these ideas off with a straight face.

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I have long maintained that the Navy has some serious problems that it refuses to address up front. Its biggest problem is not, despite the opinion of others, its coming need to replace its SSBN's. That's a problem-but its a distant one. The nearest problem for the US Navy is its continuing inability to address its OPTEMPO.  When a guy like Greenert can calmly say something like this, you know the Navy is well and truly fucked:

“Right now that’s just an estimate, but we think it’s just about right,” Greenert told Navy Times after his talk with sailors. “We’re expecting them to fall between eight and eight and a half [months] I project.”

I want that present my Sailors gave you in 2006 back.

Eight months should be the lone exception-not the rule, and the very fact that the USN seems compelled to do it is sign #1 that it is over committed and should do something about that.

Because what really happens is that 8 months normally becomes 9 months-at the drop of a hat. Gone are the days of six months portal to portal-and any extension required approval from the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and had better have a good reason.

Does the Navy need to two carriers in the Gulf? No-and it finally came to that realization after the sequester hit. It should have been a decision made 4 years before. The Navy, in its quest to be "relevant" is eating itself. And it is going to find out just how much damage it has done to itself when the economy recovers and the companies start hiring and JO's and junior Sailors start leaving in droves.

Anything beyond six months sucks with a capital "S"-and should be avoided at all costs. There are ways to reduce OPTEMPO-and they need to be quickly considered. Here are a couple I can think of:

1) Divorce the service of the idea that the CV and the CVW always have to deploy together. Just as at the beginning of OIF there was no need for 5 carriers in the Gulf-maybe they needed 5 Air Wings ( something I truly doubt- especially as it became apparent what a long haul Iraq was going to be)- sometimes the wing can go forward without the carrier.

2) Look at rotating crews out at intervals. Go drastically at the "Navy's overhead"-its shore establishment to free up bodies to do more meaningful work at sea.

3) Finally, learn how to say no.

This cannot go on-and that it has gone on this long without a large number of people fired for their inept management-is beyond me.

I could go on and on about the ways 8 months could be avoided-but it is clear no one is listening. Welcome to 1972. Did we learn nothing in 40 years?

 

 

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Apr 18 2013

We have crossed over into the Alternate Universe.

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In Star Trek, there is a story line about the alternate universe. On where the Enterprise serves the Terran Empire-and not the Federation.

It would seem that the US Navy has crossed over into that universe.

 

In the alternate universe of Star Trek, treachery is the norm and people move up by assassinating their superiors.  Witness the proof that it happens in  the Navy in this universe as well.

First it was the CO of USS Enterprise ( ironic considering), now they are moving up the ladder:

Read it and weep!

Commentary here.

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Jan 02 2013

Decision making, Navy Style

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How the Seventh Fleet commander came up with the new liberty policy:

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Dec 27 2012

Misleading Conclusions

I normally do not post about contentious issues during the holiday break, preferring instead to have innocuous fun with Beer and Babes, or comics, or life in the promised land of Japan. However I came across and article that is simply so egregiously wrong-that fisking it just cannot wait until after the beginning of the New Year.
Several months ago, Navy CAPT Mark Light-formerly a C-2 pilot and now a faculty member at the Army War College,  published an article that purports to be a scholarly analysis of the Navy’s recent rise CO firings compared to its historic averages of some 20 years ago. Notice I used the word “purports” because,  quite simply,  this article is not an effective analysis at all, scholarly or otherwise. Rather it is just another venue by which the Navy’s leadership is seeking to absolve itself of any responsibility for creating an environment that placed CO’s increasingly in the hands of temptation. It provides the patently absurd and convenient explanation that somehow the “problem” with the Navy’s CO’s comes down to flaws in “character”. And by absolving the civilian and flag leadership of any responsibility whatsoever, he comes down with the tired old trope of a solution that obviously the screening process is at fault for not finding these so called “character flaws” and avoiding promoting these supposedly “amoral” officers to positions of increased responsibility and authority. It was a bullshit conclusion when I first wrote about it here, here, and here.
Since the argument has been had before-and your time at Christmas is precious I will give you my responses up front. I’ll then take some time to look at the conclusions that CAPT Light came up with-and then moved his analysis around to support.
1) The Military is NOT a moral profession. It may be honorable and needed-but it not by any stretch of the imagination “moral”. An organization whose fundamental purpose is the mass murder of one’s fellow human beings, no matter how necessary in the pursuit of the national defense, is not “moral”. And in recent years, the military particularly jumped off the moral high ground when it became perfectly comfortable with pictures like this one, or this one too.
Oh, and before any goes overboard and says that I am simply exposing myself as a “homophobic bigot”, trust me I am not. I simply am setting the precondition that: once having accepted a postulate that what one does sexually doesn’t matter; then it is quite hypocritical to all of a sudden decide that punishing some sexual behavior is OK-while letting others go. Phrased another way: “How many adultery convictions or UCMJ cases will you see for any gay service personnel when gay marriage becomes legal in the majority of the states?” It’s a trick question-the answer is zero.
But you sure see a lot of dismissals of heterosexuals now don’t we?
Which leads to conclusion number 2:
2) Conclusion one is not-“in any way shape or form-saying that there should not be rules and regulations. There have to be rules and regulations. I've been clear that there are redlines that cannot be crossed. But let’s define those lines in a more clear and practical way, shall we? Especially when you have the "diverse" institution you have now. How about , in a Navy where "morality"-at least as defined by the UCMJ-is now a relative term anyway- ( or am I just imagining that a homosexual Sailor, by definition of the word "homosexual" is violating the Sodomy statute ( as well as great number of male v female Sailors.)-why not go back to the old tried and true method to gauge Naval regulations. Namely, "what type of behavior really gets in the way of readiness.". And I am talking about real readiness here-not someone’s fantasy of readiness.
 
I’ve said it before and I will keep saying it again: “There is no moral or “character”  crisis in the Navy.  The average naval officer or Sailor is getting up each morning and going to work on time, pays his bills, takes care of his family, serve his country-and maybe just maybe-desires to have a good time once in a while, while doing so. It’s not an unreasonable expectation on his or her part.”
Which brings me to my final conclusion, again an oldie but goodie:
3)Want to stop firing so many CO's? Instead of mucking up a screening process that is not generally broken, why not stop being so obsessed with who and what they do off duty? There are civilian laws to deal with what happens outside the gate, the Navy doesn't need to add to them.
 
CAPT Light appears to disagree with this sentiment. He makes a series of statements that, to put it mildly, are not supported by the data he analyzed. Let’s take a quick glance at some of the most glaring, shall we?
The problem is not mixed-gender crews. Of the forty-two personal CO DFCs in this study, twenty (48 percent) involved sexual misconduct. Fewer than half involved COs of shipboard commands. Of those, one involved a relationship
between a submarine CO and an officer in the Army—clearly not a product of integrated crews. The propensity for sexual misconduct is obviously widespread, but not because men and women deploy together. Whether on a ship with a
mixed crew or ashore, commanding officers must keep their relationships in line with the provisions of the Uniform Code of Military Justice and the Manual for Courts-Martial prohibiting adultery and fraternization.31 Failure to do so (like
any other misconduct) is a violation not only of the law but of the character that each commanding officer is entrusted with maintaining.
 
Oh really? Then how exactly do you explain some of the more spectacular cases in recent years? His example of the submarine CO is particularly flawed since it does not take into account the fact that submarines are just now going co-ed and only a certain class of submarine is doing so. He also fails to note that in a least three cases that I can think of –the CO was not relieved for sex he had, but for sex his subordinates were having. Or, as in the case of CDR Jackson, literal “sexual assassination” by a disgruntled female subordinate over the mere implication of sexual misconduct. If he had been in an all male wardroom he would have finished his command tour covered in glory. Same with CAPT Honors and “XO Movie Night”. His only crime was trying to motivate his mixed gender crew. ( That case in particular highlights what is wrong with CAPT Light’s argument).
Clearly, Mark Light is writing form the idea that mixed gender crews are just hunky dory as a starting point. Then,  shaping the facts to meet his preconception. Did he come that conclusion on his own? Or is he just parroting Navy diversity propaganda? I’ll also repeat my question, “Now that Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ is gone, will we see adultery as a means of sacking homosexual officers?”. I’m not holding my breath waiting for the answer-we already know its “no”. Since its “no’-can’t a case be made for dumping the adultery clause from the UCMJ? I think there is.
And then there is this:
Our system needs improvement. Many of the CO’s fired for personal misconduct should never have been selected for command. Nine of the dismissals for cause cited in this study were due to alcohol-related incidents, and it is likely that previous supervisors of these officers were aware of their propensity to drink. At least sixteen DFCs were for inappropriate relationships, and while some of them may have been difficult to foresee, in many cases signs were likely present that should have been addressed.
 
That’s rich. And who exactly will be the determiner of who drinks too much?  The Navy’s AA obsessed treatment mafia? Bible Thumping, tee-totalers? The Navy’s own version of temperance leaguers. What CAPT Light probably considers drinking too much-I consider a mere appetizer before the main course. Besides its probably true that if a guy gets to the stage where he has a “screen worthy” record and is a drinker-he probably also has a sizeable record of showing up on time and getting something done as well.
How much a man drinks is his own business. Period,  end of statement. So long as he shows up on time-it should remain so. Yes there are drunks and playboys who get through "the process"-I'm proud to call some of them friends of mine. What you probably don't remember very well-is that they also flew airplanes, drove ships, and guided submarines through destroyer screens from time to time. Many of them did it quite well, as a matter of fact. More than a few of them were somehow still able to inspire loyalty among their squadron mates. Furthermore-for the most part, and the record pretty well shows this, generally most of them cared for their units and cared for them very deeply. What they didn't care for-in the slightest-was someone else’s twisted and sick view that they had to toe the line- in the way of an idea of what is "moral" and what is not.
There are people who get through the screening process that have no business doing so. Here is a news flash Mark-they will continue to do so. Oral Boards and written tests won't solve that.-you will just get people who test well. The selection board is a human process-a compromise-that like it or not sometimes makes mistakes. In fact I submit to you that "new" processes will actually get you more bullies, especially if they are female. That is why you have other tools-including firing people. You guys claim you wanted this world, well welcome to it.
Which comes to a final point CAPT Light makes:
Few familiar with the Navy over the past twenty years are likely to dispute the point that actions once overlooked are today grounds for DFC. Is it right that the standards have changed? Yes, because the mission of today’s Navy demands tighter standards. Captain Eyer notes that he drew his examples from the years of the Cold War;the mission of the Navy then was to be prepared to defeat the Soviets at sea and maintain freedom of navigation around the world. Today, the Navy’s missions go far beyond those objectives in complexity, including engagement, partnership, security, and unprecedented levels of deterrence. Modern technology, instant communications, and a twenty-four-hour news day are among the tools the Navy uses to leverage its global presence in support of those missions. But that same technology vastly increases the potential strategic impact of lapses in integrity by our ship captains and squadron commanders.
 
Go back and read that statement again. And then, if you want to call yourself a “warfighter”,  bend over and gag on it. Its crap-and it’s the same kind of nonsense that gives us slogans like “Global Force for Good”. Mark, you are wrong-100% so. The mission of the Navy has not changed and it has not changed since the beginning of the century. The mission the United States Navy is to project power-ashore and afloat- and to be prepared to defeat any Navy at sea. In peacetime, it is to project the visible appearance of that power in lands far away from the United States.
Sadly, there is no going back to the better days of yesteryear. CAPT Eyer was correct when he notes that in throwing out sensible distinctions we created the grounds of our own problems.
Casual observers—those who have never served in a fully integrated ship’s company—seem convinced that men and women can serve together in ships with utter disregard for one another’s sex. That sounds ridiculous, because it is. It only sounds sensible to people so determined to make something work that they are able to discount fundamental human nature. Simply put, you cannot put men and women in a small box, send them away for extended periods of isolated time, and expect them not to interact with one another. They’re like magnets being put into a box and shaken—they stick. It is what has kept our species going for 250,000 years.
 
As I said, there is no going back-and society is changing in what it values. Younger folks in the Navy today are not as upset about the social changes that have occurred as are “old timers” such as myself. That trend will continue into the future. Fine. The brave new world is here, the one our witless flags in the 1990’s said they wanted. Everything that the skeptics said would happen, has happened. You can’t change that now.
What the Navy can do, and should do now-is adapt its so called “ethics” views to the reality that is today’s society. That offends a lot of people I know-but don’t kid yourself, the Navy is not, in anyway, shape, or form a “moral profession”. It is however an unfortunately necessary one. So take that practicality on board and make rules based on common sense and reality. Bring back the “wall” between one’s professional and one’s private life. And so long as the private life does not intrude on the professional one-leave the personal one alone.  The Navy's focus should be on avoiding problems for the Navy-while encouraging Sailors to avoid problems for themselves. As I pointed out in this earlier post-there are practical ways to that. They just are not Mark Light’s ways.

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Dec 11 2012

The cycle of mistakes

I have been keeping in touch with friends in Japan, listening to them tell all about the complete stupidity of VADM Swift:

 

While the specific recommendations that were developed as part of the summit are reviewed, additional, temporary measures will remain in place in addition to the U.S. Forces Japan curfew, an 11 p.m. to 5 a.m. liberty curfew for all U.S. service members in Japan. These Navy specific additional measures include: the consumption of alcohol is prohibited from 10 p.m. to 8 a.m. for all 7th Fleet assigned personnel in order to ensure all Sailors will be better able to meet the curfew requirements in Japan and all Sailors with any alcohol-related incidents within the last 3 years be placed on Class “C” liberty risk status which administratively curtails their ability to take liberty off of a U.S. installation..

 

 

Suffice it to say there are a lot of upset people. And their should be. These rules are , for one thing,  completely unenforceable-which, as I was taught early on generally makes a rule a bad one. Swift is fooling himself if he thinks that it is going to reduce liberty incidents-and it certainly is not going to prevent the consumption of alcohol after 10 PM.

Lets look at the smart persons strategy to beat this little measure, shall we?

1) Move off base. Preferably far off base and away from other Americans. Just about all of the southern Kanto plain is within a 30 minute train ride of Yokosuka, or Atsugi. Better to have a long commute in order to have some privacy over one's private life.

2) Stock up early. On cash and on beer. Lay in a good supply from the exchange and use some of the cheap supermarkets and 7-11's to keep it topped off.

3) Get an answering machine with phone forwarding. Never, Never, Never answer your phone-let it go straight to voice mail and call back as needed.

4). Learn Japanese and start going farther afield. Plenty of great bars away from Roppongi. Most with "Stay or Rest" hotels nearby. Bring cash-and don't go back to the ship till after 6AM. Talk to your buddies in Korea who have been avoiding "courtesy patrols" for years. Japan offers ten times the options that Korea does.

5) Write your Congressman and tell him-in strongest possible terms that the 7th Fleet commander has lost his mind. Then next week write him again.

6)For those of you with a Japanese girlfriend-submit a request chit making your girlfriend's apartment an approved overnight location. If they turn you down-submit another one. This has the added bonus of pissing off the American female Sailors who hate the fact that so many of their male counterparts ignore them and go after nice looking Japanese tuna.

7)Remind any khaki in sight-that his children enjoy more privileges and a later curfew than he does.

8) Non Seventh Fleet Commands should refuse to be dictated to by Seventh Fleet. This has the two fold affect of showing the powers that be that the restrictions are unnecessary-and it creates friction with the prisoners assigned to Seventh Fleet units. That kind of pushback led to easing of these stupid restrictions before and will again.

9) Take lots of 5 day leaves to Thailand. If they insist you take a buddy, get a friend to go-and then stay at hotels on the opposite ends of Sukhumvit.

Seriously, it strikes me as just an arrogant course of action. This is not acceptable in a home port. No commander could legally get away with it in Guam, San Diego, Puerto Rico or even Norfolk. Yokosuka may be on Japanese soil-but it is first and foremost a homeport. Treating it as a liberty port is not only a basic violation of the Sailors rights and American law-its unsound policy.

Oh and as an extra added benefit-better train some more rape facilitators. Because you will have more sexual incidents in the barracks and the ship. When you want it bad, you get it bad.

Clearly VADM Swift is being poorly served by his advisors-more importantly is being clearly misled about what the Japanese really want and expect. What most folks fail to realize is that most of the "outrage" by the Japanese is feigned-to produce a reaction among fellow Japanese and not with Americans. Like noise complaints-the real agenda is about squeezing the Japanese government-especially when it comes to Okinawa. I am surprised that Swift and company cannot understand that.

What the Japanese do want of Americans-is to have serious criminal offenders, like the guys accused of the Okinawa rape ( who incidentally were NOT Seventh Fleet Sailors), turned over to the Japanese criminal justice system. And for the good of the people who don't get in trouble ; the 98% of Americans assigned there-they probably should be.

Willard got this wrong in 2003, They got it wrong in 2005 and again in 2008. They are still getting it wrong. If you want your Sailors to behave like adults treat them like adults-and stop meddling in their personal lives.

Look! I'm smarter than a three star……..

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Aug 27 2012

Another of Uncle Vern’s mistakes to be corrected?

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I hate the Aquaflage uniform. With a passion. I am so glad I did not have to wear it-having retired before they became mandatory. I do regret not getting to wear Service Dress Khakis however.

Now it would appear that the Navy may be coming to its senses.

Or may be not?

 

Now, there are high-level talks among senior officials to shelve the Type I Navy Working Uniform, replacing it fleet wide with the woodland pattern Type IIIs or a combination of the woodland NWU and the desert-pattern Type IIs.

“There are some in the Navy’s leadership who think it makes sense to eventually shift everyone into the Type III or possibly a mix of the Type II and Type III, sometime in the future,” confirmed a senior Navy official who is also a member of the uniform board. The official would speak to Navy Times only on condition of anonymity.

In speaking to deck-plate sailors, this official said they are asking for a better-fitting uniform, and many praise the NWU Type II and Type III, which are made of a thinner material.

“The fit of the Type III is so much better,” said Logistics Specialist 1st Class (EXW) Jennifer Almero in an interview with Navy Times. “It’s something in the sizing and how it’s cut that’s different.”

Almero is from the San Diego-based Mobile Expeditionary Support Unit, which falls under Navy Expeditionary Combat Command. Sailors under this command wear the NWU Type III as their full-time working uniform.

Logistics Specialist 1st Class (SW/AW) Mark Needham, also with the MESU, agreed that the Type III uniform fits better. He also said it stands up better than the Type I after repeated washings.

“Both uniforms are wonderful in that you can pull them out of the dryer and wear them,” Needham said, “But the Type III is a lighter uniform to begin with, and it doesn’t seem to be susceptible to fading as much as the blue camo does over the long haul. The bottom line is the Type IIIs just seem to be put together better.”

Ending the wear of blue NWUs would also save the Navy millions, the high-ranking official said.

 

Uh, I don't think you are getting the f*cking point here-there is no need for camouflage of any type to be worn by Sailors on ships at sea!

Simply swapping to another camouflage simply compounds the crime. What the hell is wrong with a nice snappy set of SWO coveralls? Hmmm? They seem to be the perfect uniform for shipboard duty ( after a flight suit of course!).

Why is it so damn hard to see? The coveralls are practical, tactical, and they look nautical. Plus its not so damn hard to tell who to salute or not? Plus it looks good with a ball cap which everyone likes-and it can be worn the same by men and women:

Are Navy flags really this stupid? Let the Seabees and other  small groups of Sailors wear the damn cammies if you insist-this would at least consistent with former fleet practice. But the majority of shipboard and soon to be shipboard Sailors should be wearing these blue coveralls. As a daily uniform.

I get it-and I bet the fleet gets it too. Why is it so hard to give them what they want?

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Aug 20 2012

The bad idea fairy shows up when you least need it.

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Bad ideas just never seem to die.
It would seem the adage is alive and well in the US Navy these days-at least when I read this little tidbit on the Navy Times web site.
The V-22 Osprey is making more and more appearances on Navy aircraft carriers, renewing discussion the tilt rotor could be the service’s next-generation carrier onboard delivery aircraft.
The Osprey has made several appearances on flattops so far this year, and it’s expected to keep showing up among the rest of the carrier fleet.
“If you need a V-22, we’ll be there this afternoon,” said Cmdr. Sean McDermott, the integrated product team lead for the Osprey at Naval Air Systems Command.
With a Marine aircrew at the controls, it first landed for tests on the carrier George H.W. Bush in February. After more tests on Bush in March and May, it completed a cargo delivery on the Abraham Lincoln and flight deck certification on the Harry S. Truman in July. It’s also scheduled for the Nimitz in October for flight-deck certifications.
There were reports that an Osprey was used to transport Osama bin Laden’s body to the carrier Carl Vinson, but the Navy would not comment on that matter.
Transporting a dead body is one thing-but that’s not the major specification that the COD should be built for. This idea was studied in the 90’s and properly rejected by Naval Aviation. It was killed then –and it should stay dead now.
What do you use the COD for?
Any replacement for the C-2 should have three overwhelming requirements:
A) Range. The ability to stage a decent distance from the carrier, make a hit-get unloaded and reloaded-with minimum turnaround time, and be fast enough to get back forth for at least a 2 hits per day.
B)Cargo Capacity. There is one overriding driver of what the COD should be able to carry. It should be able to move any engine for any carrier based aircraft in the current or projected inventory. The V-22 will never meet that requirement.
The C-2 does not meet that requirement now. It was supposed to-but the size of engine QEC’s ( The engine and its storage mount) has grown to the point where it cannot be safely accommodated. As a result engines transfer ship to ship-inducing a critical delay when inventories at an AIMD on the carrier get low. ( Something which happens from time to time, especially during long sustained flight operations).
C) Flying Qualities. The airplane should be relatively easy to fly and bring aboard. No matter what type of Airframe is chosen-the COD squadrons will remain unique entities. They will have aviators who will come in, and go out to/from other communities. The aircraft should be one that makes this transition relatively painless, but safe. Which is why-IMHO-the aircraft should be a jet, of a fairly large size but with the ability to be fixed on the ship if required. While the V-22 may have a foot print to do this also-it certainly does not meet the first two requirements. ( Note this also should probably revive the argument about night COD operations again, a contentious issue in itself).
In summary-beyond support of Naval Combat rescue and special operations, the Navy does not have a requirement for the V-22. Nonetheless it finds itself stuck with a buy of the aircraft that it did not want and it did not need. Now it’s trying to reverse engineer a role for them. That is almost always a breeding ground for the bad idea fairy, and it appears this time is no exception.

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Jul 20 2012

They said it would never come to this…..

But alas it has.

When people were discussing the repeal of DADT, it was always pointed out that the aim was just to have things be "business as usual" and that the rather more overt things that cause older men like me to get all pissed off and cranky-would not happen.

But just as we saw when the combat exclusion laws were repealed-what the promoters of social change said, versus what they meant, were two entirely different things.

"We just want to be treated like the men".-That's what our feminist sisters told us some 20+ years ago. We didn't listen long enough though to hear the second half of the sentence however: "While we do our damnedest to eleminate everything that made it fun to be a man!".

And now we get to see the second act of this social change:

CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — The Defense Department on Thursday announced it is allowing service members to march in uniform in a gay pride parade for the first time in U.S. history.

In a memorandum sent military-wide, the department said it was making an exception to its policy that generally bars troops from marching in uniform in parades unless individuals get approval from their commanders.

The Defense Department said it was making the exception for San Diego’s Gay Pride Parade that will take place Saturday because organizers had encouraged military personnel to march in their uniform and the event was getting national attention.

Regardless of how you feel about DADT or about the integration of women in to warships-the Hatch Act and other prohibitions on doing things in uniform existed for a reason. And like it or not-there is no such thing as a "non-political" Gay Pride Parade; or for that matter a "non political" feminist March either. This also is not a left or right, GOP vs Democratic issue either. It's a sign of seeing some standards enforced brutally-even though they clearly cross lines that the service have no business crossing; but at the same time allowing other "protected" classes to literally get away with equally bad conduct. Even if  a Republican were in the White House, this type of thing could happen-and has happened.  Don't understand my point? By way of illustration here is an example of the problem taken to its most ridiculous extreme. I decide to attend a rally supporting the legalization of prostitution in uniform. A TV camera picks up my well groomed image and broadcasts for all to see.

What do you think would happen? It certainly would not be a commendatory action,  that I can assure you.

But here-we have people getting official encouragement to do things that are at best-probably political. Just like we have flag officers encouraging the same type of conduct for women in the Navy. No one however, supports anything to help men be men however. They just get the kick in the ass-repeatedly.

But hey-its a global force for good.

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Jun 16 2012

Navy Times Fails Again.

The word for the day is: "pussification". It would seem Navy Times enjoys it. Other, more rational members among us-not so much.

When I saw this cover, I wanted to just reach through the screen and strangle somebody.  Of course, as it turned out-the cover picture was nothing. What really should make anyone's head explode are the new "solutions" to the Command Screening process.

And for the record-I qualify on on two of the three-no one will ever accuse me of being a bully-so I think I know a thing or two about drinking and chasing tail- and the exercise of command there with. Plus to be honest, if Navy Times thinks today's crop qualifies as true drunkards, they clearly have set the bar so low, they would not know a real drunk if it rammed them in their back bumper.

Which, come to think of it, might be a good thing to have happen to more than a couple of Navy Times editors-and more than a couple of the witless flags who continue to propose these stupid ideas. Furthermore, glaring headlines like this one-exaggerate what is really a minor problem.

Yes there are drunks and playboys who get through "the process"-I'm proud to call some of them friends of mine. What you probably don't remember very well-is that they also flew airplanes, drove ships, and guided submarines through destroyer screens from time to time. Many of them did it quite well,  as a matter of fact. More than a few of them were somehow still able to inspire loyalty among their squadron mates. Or has that basic fundamental part of the Navy service escaped Greenert, now that he has a lineal number of 001?

Furthermore-for the most part, and the record pretty well shows this,  generally most of them cared for their units and cared for them very deeply. What they didn't care for-in the slightest-was your twisted and sick view that they had to toe in the way of an idea of what is "moral" and what is not.

Or does the prospect of the blatant hypocrisy of your position-is  itsomething you can clearly ignore. Especially for every firing that you do have-you have probably about three more acts-that are not-and will never be detected. When you have a Navy where a guy can fuck another guy in the ass, married or single,  with our blessing-but a guy can't fuck a woman with a condom without getting axed-you lost the moral high ground a long time ago.

Want to stop firing so many CO's? Instead of mucking up a screening process that is not generally broken, why not stop being so obsessed with who and what they do off duty? There are civilian laws to deal with what happens outside the gate, the Navy doesn't need to add to them.

And whatever you do-for God's sake-stop trying to pretend that the Navy is somehow "a moral profession". By definition, it is not. An organization whose root purpose is to execute-in the aggregate-the mass murder of literally thousands of one's fellow human beings is not, by any rational definition of the term "moral". No matter how much it accomplishes as a "global force good.

Now that preceding sentence is not-in any way shape or form-saying that there should not be rules and regulations. There have to be rules and regulations. I've been clear that there are redlines that cannot be crossed. But lets define those lines in a more clear and practical way, shall we?  Especially when you have the "diverse" institution you have now. How about , in a Navy where "morality"-at least as defined by the UCMJ-is now a relative term anyway. ( or am I just imagining that a homosexual Sailor, by definition of the word "homosexual" is violating the Sodomy statute ( as well as great number of male v female Sailors. ;-)   )-why not go back to the old tried and true method to gage Naval regulations. Namely, "what type of behavior really gets in the way".

A man a lot smarter than me wrote:


Then, after 1989 and the Soviet Union’s collapse, the Navy fell into an unchallenged peace so profound that we could reflect deeply on topics considered to have been trivial in the past. Our best minds were turned loose to busily pursue previously “other” issues, while the government tried to find a new global strategy to inform our military’s mission. Then, this rising tide was immeasurably spurred by the 1991 “Tailhook” debacle, which set the stage for dramatic social change. We had no enemies except, it seems, ourselves. Overnight, everything was on the table.

So has the metric for success as a commanding officer changed since the 1980s? Certainly. Mission accomplishment took a distant back seat to myriad other considerations because we could suddenly afford it. Has the “standard,” which the CNO assured us in August will continue to be enforced, changed? No. But when you change the variables, new results are assured.

The so-called zero-defects mentality that emerged in the mid-1990s greatly expanded what might be measured against the unchanging standard of perfection. Beginning in the 1990s, a DUI became a death penalty for officers seeking command. You could be a superb warrior, but if your Sailor was arrested in Japan, you were humiliated. COs were scourged if they didn’t meet unrealistic retention goals. An overweight captain was doomed, regardless of any other consideration. What changed was what, on any given day, would be measured against the standard of perfection.

While no electronic records related to CO firings exist before 2000, the San Diego Union Tribune has quoted sources in the Naval Personnel Command saying “nearly every commander fired 50 years ago got into trouble for running the ship aground or hitting a pier.”

Mission accomplishment got the standard of perfection applied to it in the past. Not so much today. According to the same source, “changing social standards mean more wires to trip over.” Indeed, there are captains in command now who have professionally survived collisions at sea and failures to pass major inspections. Those are metrics against which we are currently not willing to fully apply the standard, for whatever reason.

But we are absolutely willing to apply the standard of perfection when it comes to a captain’s handling of his mixed-gender crew. ( Skippy comment-somehow the word "hers" never quite gets the same attention, celebrated female firings notwithstanding)

Now that same author goes on to note that there are people who get through the screening process that have no business doing so.Here is a news flash-they will continue to do so.  Oral Boards and written tests won't solve that.-you will just get people who test well.  The selection board is a human process-a compromise-that like it or not sometimes makes mistakes. In fact I submit to you that this "new"  process will actually get you more bullies, especially if they are female. That is why you have other tools-including firing people.

How about trying a solution that they tried 30+ years ago? Keep people doing their primary warfare specialty ( flying, sailing, submarining) for the entirety of their sea tours till they reach the time to screen for command.  Have community leaders who brief the records and let community reputation have more meaning in the selection process than JPME, Diversity awareness or DC tours. There is no substitute for experience-the career path laid before our folks today does not put a premium on that. You have folks showing up to Department head tours with barely 1400 hours-when I went to my department head tour I had almost 2700 ( And yes its true I was a whore for flight time-if you were not flying, what was the point of being in the Navy after all?). Thanks to IA's, disassociated tours and other workarounds for nonexistent problems, quite simply you are not "saving" enough in the experience bank so that when people do assume command the don't have that experience to draw on. Three tours of three years flying, floating or submerging should be the minimum-not the exception. 

On other thing I think needs to be looked at seriously, is having the Navy admit it was wrong to want younger commanding officers. Move promotion control points from O1-O6 back by at least a year. The goal is to have more folks showing up to their first operational units at the rank they should be, Ensigns; and in the process buy some more time to get those three sea tours of three years done-and get the post graduate degree they will need.

And while you are pointing fingers-why not point more than a couple of fingers at those who created this situation in the first place?

Casual observers—those who have never served in a fully integrated ship’s company—seem convinced that men and women can serve together in ships with utter disregard for one another’s sex. That sounds ridiculous, because it is. It only sounds sensible to people so determined to make something work that they are able to discount fundamental human nature. Simply put, you cannot put men and women in a small box, send them away for extended periods of isolated time, and expect them not to interact with one another. They’re like magnets being put into a box and shaken—they stick. It is what has kept our species going for 250,000 years.

There are two possible outcomes here. First, we can continue to enforce the standard, ratcheting up the pressure on captains and ships to asymptomatic levels. At least a standard is set and enforced, and the CNO himself has said that “you’re not going to change the standard, just because the number may be getting high.” A scorched-earth policy is supportable as long as it is consistently applied without passion or favoritism. There will be losses, but those losses will grow to be accepted, just as collision and grounding are now.

The second, more likely scenario is that the Navy will grow weary of these embarrassments and find another path. While that may seem inconsistent (and it is), it is also more realistic. Time has a way of altering perception, and this hemorrhaging of COs makes us look embarrassingly unprofessional.

Cause and Effect

Given the trend in 2010 and liberally counting commissioned cruisers, destroyers, frigates, and amphibs at 150 units, that means that 4 percent of ship captains will have been fired. That is not 1 percent. More telling, if one only includes mixed-gender crews in the calculus, it is certain that the numbers are even more glaring.

The end of the Cold War set the stage for a wide-open-to-change era in the Navy. Certainly, the first key change, post-Tailhook, took place when CNO Admiral Frank Kelso mandated that women go to sea in our combatants. Then, in 2000, CNO Admiral Vern Clark (a SWO) decided that a major effort needed to be undertaken to create the resources necessary to remediate 50 years’ worth of underfunding in the Navy’s real-property accounts. The strategy chosen to effect this effort was to increasingly model Navy practices on more “efficient” industrial models and practices—change upon change, leading to unanticipated effects. One of those is that our surface fleet is in trouble. Another—and one that was certainly unanticipated—is that our captains are failing to handle the challenge presented by mixed-gender crews.

In the end, it all comes down, as Vice Admiral Balisle suggested, to causes and their unanticipated effects. It may seem like an excellent, timely, or even an unavoidable idea to integrate a ship. It may be the right time to integrate a submarine. It might even be the time, as the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Admiral Mike Mullen (another SWO) suggests, to do away with the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. But to do so without the full and conscious awareness that there will be a cost, potentially high, at a variety of levels, is to abdicate responsibility.

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Jun 02 2012

Missing a golden opportunity-Navy Style.

Published by under Navy

To prove once and for all-that overseas basing does not require building an exchange, a commissary and a clinic.

SINGAPORE — The Singapore military has agreed in-principle to allow the U.S. Navy to deploy up to four littoral combat ships to the city-state on a rotational basis.

The announcement came Saturday after a meeting between Singapore’s Defense Minister Ng En Hen and U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta at the Shangri-La Dialogue, a meeting of regional defense leaders here.

Sounds great doesn't it? But leave it to good old mother Navy to fuck up a good deal:

The LCS will not be based or homeported in Singapore and U.S. crews will live on board the ships for the duration of their deployment, the joint statement said.

 

Note to Sailors on those LCS's-find your counterparts on the other crew, make a written agreement-and then go find a Singapore real estate agent and find a small clean apartment that can be rented to foreigners. Take turns living in it when you re in port-and durng the leave rotations, find a nice, shapely, Filipina girl friend   maid to keep it clean and have a great time………Oh right-you will have to be back aboard every night at midnight,  so you can get breathalyzed. Never mind.

Seriously-the Navy is blowing a good opportunity here to bolster retention, make Sailors happy,  and build inroads in a strategically located nation. And they would not have to build one extra building of infrastructure. Quality apartments already exist, plenty of shopping, good medical care, high quality international schools-all it would take is for you fucking skinflints in Big Navy to pay a lot of COLA , school tuition and OHA. How hard is that? It is still cheaper than exchanges, commissaries, GS's, and DODDS teachers.

Sounds like the watch word of the LCS program-missed opportunities. AGAIN.

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May 30 2012

The Pacific Century.

There will be no port visits to Pattaya or Phuket.

 

Wanchai, Orchard Towers, Lucky Plaza, Geylang and pretty much any place fun in the Philippines-Will be off limits.

 

Massagee in Ropppongi or the Honch? Forget it. Oh, and if you say you know what a soapie is? Stand by for NCIS to pay you a visit.

 

Picking up cute Japanese girls at Gas Panic? Your new, socially correct, feminist overlords will allow none of that. And don't  even think-of taking your NANPA prize back to a love hotel.


A nice walk up the hill in Itaewon or Texas Street?-completely out of the question.


Your cruises will be almost ten months long.

 

With curfews and liberty restrictions.

 

Don't even think of asking the Corpsman for Condoms.

 

Oh,  and lest we forget,  there will be a 2.1 Carrier Commitment in the Persian Gulf from now till hell freezes over.


You won't be able to go to Australia because of fuel costs-and if you do you will be expected to work on com-rel projects.

 

And you will get breathalyzed crossing the quarterdeck.

 

But hey, enjoy the Pacific anyway.

 

I'm sorry I never will get to meet you! Thank God for German and Australian tourists-to pick up the slack left by your absence!

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May 24 2012

My advice is to start drinking heavily……..

As Sam Kinison once said, " These fucking bastards-GET OFF OF OUR BACKS!"

The Navy will kick off its Breathalyzer beta test on Thursday at 13 commands. The tests, which include the U.S. Fleet Forces Command staff and 12 other units, were announced Wednesday.

Rear Adm. Mark D. Guadagnini, FFC’s deputy commander for fleet management, met with the representatives of all the selected units for the initial fleet introduction. Testing will run for the rest of the fiscal year.

“Commands will start collecting data tomorrow, May 24, and we expect to wrap up the beta test on Sept. 30,” said Fleet Master Chief (AW/NAC) Mike Stevens, the top enlisted sailor at FFC. “Once the tests are complete, we will submit the data and the proposed Navy-wide policy up the chain to leadership, who will decide the next step.”

It is so refreshing to see that the Navy has it's priorities straight. They can't seem to get around to firing people for outright negligence-but they can get their panties in a knot over a non-issue.

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Mar 17 2012

A red herring

Published by under Flying,Military,Navy

There is a post up over at the USNI blog that really kind of made me angry. It's a good post, well written-but it's based on a flawed premise. Here I will set out to explain why.

Ever since the Navy came out with its completely assinine policy about breathalyzers at the quarterdeck-there has been a subset of folks who have said that the fact the Navy has resorted to this-shows how the service is missing the point. Its not alcohol but a poor command screening process and "poor character development". That's a lot of, excuse me, bullshit.

So, according to Secretary Mabus and the cowardly sycophants who thought up this scheme, the problem is not that we have poor character development and command screening processes. Rather, the problem is that we can't possibly tell when people are drinking too much and displaying conduct which suggests they might not be fit for command. And breathalyzing every O-5 and O-6 on duty ensures that we will have the soberest bunch of moral coward commanders in the history of the naval force. The solution to commanding officers abusing their positions in alcohol related incidents isn't character development and rigorous screening. The solution is a breathalyzer. Oh. My. God. What have we become?

 

Having sat on a selection board and spent more than few days in command-I thoroughly disagree with the above proposition. The "moral character" of our force (whatever the hell that means) is just fine. 99% of our Sailors do the right thing-every time, all the time when it comes to the particulars of their profession. For the other 1% there are already sufficient remedies in place-there is absolutely  no reason to add to them. I agree that Secretary Mabus is a craven idiot and the uniformed leadership is guilty of incompetence and neglect to allow this policy to go into place-I do not agree with the idea that the Navy has a morals problem. 

Now don't get me wrong-the "system" is failing the people who are in it. Its just that the failures are not in the command screening process or in the "moral development" of our CO's ( God I hate that phrase-just typing it made my head hurt). The problem that is getting CO's fired is three-fold. And they have to do with looking at the incidents for more than what you read in Navy Times.

1) Our people are not getting enough time in the cockpit or at the conn before screening for command.    There is no substitute for experience-the career path laid before our folks today does not put a premium on that. You have folks showing up to Department head tours with barely 1400 hours-when I went to my department head tour I had almost 2700 ( And yes its true I was a whore for flight time-if you were not flying, what was the point of being in the Navy after all?). Thanks to IA's, disassociated tours and other workarounds for nonexistent problems, quite simply you are not "saving" enough in the experience bank so that when people do assume command the don't have that experience to draw on. Don't believe me-go back and look at how many reliefs have occurred for shiphandling. Its more than a few.

Three tours of three years flying, floating or submerging should be the minimum-not the exception. One side benefit of that will be a great intangible : developing a community reputation-which I suspect has been less of a factor in recent screen boards than it should have. I'd rather see a board more focused on that than the skin color or gender of its selectees.

2) The world our CO's have to live in has changed-and not necessarily for the better. One of the things that amazes me is that the Navy creates , repeatedly, situations that set our folks up for failure and then is shocked, SHOCKED-when they give in to temptation. And yes, disgruntled commenter from January-that has to do with the presence of women on board. And ridiculous assumptions about what the rules should be-and should not be. People tend to forget that the average CO is a normal man or woman in their late 30's early 40's who are going through the normal progression of life. Many are married-some marry well, some not so well-but the burdens don't go away on them simply because they in the Navy. 13-of  20 incidents involved alcohol-but I submit the alcohol had NOTHING to do with the incident that got these folks fired. About half of those thirteen incidents are things that would not have gotten you fired 20 years ago. Counseling maybe-but not relief for cause. Then again cell phones, Twitter, and Facebook didn't exist either. Three CO's were relieved for things they didn't personally do-but that their Sailors did. Off the ship.  How crazy is that? Like it or not-Sailors are going to date, they are going to have sex and they are going to drink. "Wars and lechery-nothing else holds the fashion". Here's an unpopular notion: the problem is not that Sailors are dating, having sex or drinking. Its who they are dating, having sex with or drinking with.   

Sailors dating people in their chain of command is a problem. (I'll take it a step further and say in their command period) It is a problem for the Navy-even if its not a problem for the Sailor(s) in question. A Sailor dating a married woman who works out in town is a problem for the Sailor-but probably not a problem for the Navy. There is a difference-and when the Navy lost sight of that alone, it created a lot of the current issues it deals with. The Navy's focus should be on avoiding problems for the Navy-while encouraging Sailors to avoid problems for themselves. And yes Virginia, that will probably include the intermittent free-lancer at Impanema. Get over it.  Pass out the condoms ahead of time.

" What are you saying? That you should just encourage rampant immorality?" No. I am saying-fight the fights you can win. Scope the problem so that it is manageable. And try to remember that you are running a warfighting organization-not a convent. Which is also why we have chaplains. Incentivize the behavior you want-and treat Sailors like grown ups. When you treat them like adults they will behave like adults. Adults in our society get to make choices;  good ones and bad ones. So long as they show up to work on time, you can't influence much else.  Do away with the myriad of personnel policies you have right now that literally encourage Sailors to date other Sailors.

And as for that Sailor dating the married woman out in town? Well that usually carries its own punishment in terms of emotional pain and suffering. Much more free learning than the Navy could ever give him.  If it spills over into his work deal with it-otherwise it's his problem to deal with, not the Navy's.

Women are here to stay, I know that. However the Navy is refusing to deal with the issue in a rational fashion. Its not a "family friendly employer" and never will be. That won't stop people who really want to fly, float or submerge from signing up. Accept it and join the 21st century. To put it more crudely: when you have a Navy where a guy can fuck another guy in the ass with our blessing-but a guy can't fuck a woman with a condom without getting axed-you lost the moral high ground a long time ago.

3) Firing should be the last resort not the first.   There is a difference between being a Department Head and being in command. And people forget that for most of the O-5's in command it is their first time in that situation. No matter what the level of experience, there are situations that they will not have seen before. You have to hope their experience has given them a basis for a sound decision. Some rise to it-some do not-and may not be destined for another command as a result. But in my reading of the 21 firings last year-it seems clear that not all of them required a person to be fired. There are other more discrete ways of dealing with many of these problems. One side effect of the zero defect mentality that is prevalent now is that even CO's are reluctant to seek advice from their bosses. Bosses it seems,  are also reluctant to listen and hold things in confidence-and judge the  commanding officer in question on the balance of total performance, as an aviator and a commander. Not to be flippant, but the 7 of 7 block on the FITREP form is also there for a reason. Certainly its a lot more humane than a public shaming and public ruination. And for the most part,  accomplishes the same objective.

Now to be clear-there are redlines that cannot be crossed. A collision at sea can usually screw up your whole day. Violating NATOPS is never a wise choice ( well, almost never). Strangling your Sailors is going too far. Getting stopped by the local constabulary and having to walk in a straight line is not a good career move. Spending money you don't have -or on things you don't have the authority to buy is never smart.  But I I guarantee you something: not one of the CO's that has been fired this year woke up in the morning and said, " Hey, I think I will trash my whole life today because I think its a good idea".  Rather,  they generally made well intentioned decisions that blew up in their faces. There are requirements and there are things for which you cannot be forgiven. However just about everyone understands that and accepts it.  ( Those that don't -well as a I said earlier you already have ways to deal with that) What they can't stand is the gray areas that were once were handled through discrete counseling and private corrections- are somehow now public property.  

In summary I will close with a observation and a bit of a sea story. The observation: There is no moral crisis in the Navy.  The average naval officer or Sailor is getting up each morning and going to work on time, pays his bills, takes care of his family, serve his country-and maybe just maybe-desires to have a good time once in a while, while doing so. Its not an unreasonable expectation on his or her part.

The sea story: I owe my life to two pilots who personally could not have been more different. One was a devout religious man, a non drinker, who hated ready room movies because they had so much sex and violence. The other ( at the time) was something of a boozehound, was paying child support to a woman who was not his wife, and  had a boisterous and sometimes profane sense of humor. However they both knew how to fly a rather large aircraft when it found itself in extremis. The Navy I grew up in had room for the both of them. 

The Navy of today should have room for all kinds of people too.

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UPDATE: In rooting around to support some comments over at USNI-I found this comment I wrote back in 2010 at "I like the cut of his jib" about the abomination that is "intrusive leadership"- a term I thoroughly despise. The person who came up with it should be ashamed ( especially since I think it had its origins in the MCPON's office):

 

I hate that term intrusive leadership. It has lead to a whole host of abuses of our Sailors and is why the Navy has such boneheaded programs like liberty cards and curfews and all the other nonsense that has sprung up in the last decade.

Intrusive = abusive. The is a way to keep your finger on the pulse of your Sailors withoug demanding that they submit every detail of their private life to inspection. It requires a plugged in and empowered Chief's mess for one thing, and communication up and down the chain of command.

The statement: "Intrusive leaders maintain clear boundaries with their Sailors. They are neither the Sailor’s parent nor their best friend, but a professional whose job it is to foster independence while teaching the Sailor the ways of the Navy."- is redundant. That's good leadership not intrusive leadership.

Most of the current crop of Officers have not gotten past the "intrusive" part and its too the detriment of the Navy as a whole. This is just another legacy of Uncle Vern's five years of mis-mangement as CNO. 


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