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Nov 14 2014

An explanation of Net Neutrality anyone can understand.

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America's dumbest Senator distinguished himself the other day by tweeting this:

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Thanks a lot dickhead! By tweeting this, you proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that you know nothing about health care OR Net Neutrality. Any one who is buying the latest Fox News BS about the issue-clearly does not understand the issue.


So, as a Public Service-the American Porn Industry came to the rescue. Explaining Net Neutrality in a way even Ted Cruz can understand.

 

Porn Stars Explain Net Neutrality from Alex Chance

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Aug 27 2014

Can’t believe I missed it.

Yesterday was Women's Equality Day. And I totally forgot about it. I'm so depressed. wink

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After all, there are some hard facts of life:

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And while you are at it-get me a beer:

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Ok Honey?

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Aug 11 2014

Just kill me now…..

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Once again I have to apologize for the lack of posting. The S.O. and I went on a marvelous trip to Austria. And now we are back.

And work got even more suckier in the interval.

So, pix to follow-and now I ask for appeals to save me from flag induced O-5 ambition. Trust me pal-you are still getting passed over.

In the meantime-help me think about this:

 

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Jun 25 2014

What might have been…….

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Newcastle Ale explores the possibilities:

 

They may be on to something-celebrate alternate history on July 3, then celebrate real history on July 4th. Two parties, two hangovers-and a lot better cuss words.

"Newcastle is a very British beer, and needless to say, it doesn't sell that well on July 4. So why not establish it as the beer you drink on July 3?" says Charles van Es, senior director of marketing for Heineken USA portfolio brands. "Unlike the Redcoats in the 18th century, we're picking our battles a little more wisely. By celebrating Independence Eve, we're taking liberties with America's liberty to create a new drinking occasion and ensuring freedom on July 4 tastes sweeter than ever."

Van Es adds: "Like Cinco de Mayo or Thanksgiving Wednesday, Independence Eve is just another excuse to enjoy good times with good friends, but now with a new purpose. On July 3, we're lifting a Newcastle to our British heritage and the American freedom we all appreciate."

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Jun 17 2014

It is that wonderful time of the year.

Published by under Fun things!,Job Hunt

When one updates one's "brag sheet"-and gets a little counseling. Mine typically goes something like this.

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Mar 17 2014

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

And once again-I am not ending it staggering out of an Irish Pub on Nathan Road. Sigh.

But I did buy a 4 pack of Guinness on the way home today-which I am drinking now.

And thinking about Irish Women, Irish Japanese mixture to be precise:

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Half-Irish , Half Japanese!

And if I had been staggering out of a pub, it might have been after hearing this:

 

 

Probably would not have heard Whiskey in the Jar done this way though:

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Drink Up!

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Jan 10 2014

The 10th fleet theme song.

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This is so funny, I laughed so hard I cried.

If you have ever had to answer a tasker with the word, "cyber" in it, you will realize why:

 

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Dec 26 2013

And its Boxing Day

And since the weather sucks here-I am off to Portugal for a long weekend before New Years. There to stay in a historic hotel and see historic sights. As well I should be.

Till I get back-Have a great weekend!

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Dec 25 2013

Merry Christmas!

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Frohe Weihnacthen von Deutschland!

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Dec 23 2013

Happy Festivus Day!

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The feats of strength will be undertaken this evening with my assorted collection of Pilsners.

The airing of the grievances will continue to be a year around event at this blog.

The Festivus Pole-well we need to find someone nice to dance on it.

 

S.O. has to work so I will enjoy the Festivus dinner by myself. WHOO-HOO!

And when she comes home I will try to demand a Festivus Miracle, in various contortionist positions. ( That indeed would be a miracle of the first order.)

And 2 days later comes Christmas!

 

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Dec 08 2013

Geek Fest

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I am a Star Wars fan. But not this much of one.

Idle Hands are the Devil's works shop.

And Queen fans everywhere are balling up fists of rage:

 

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Sep 10 2013

Where is a time machine when you need one?

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Wanted: Delorian with working (must be accurate within 1-2 years) flux-capacitor. Must be time travel ready. Immediately. Can a brother get a ride back to the '80s???

I'ts clear to me now-, re-reading Barbarians at the Gate and watching this movie-I missed some of the best part of the 80's. Of course I spent a lot of those years at sea, and in the air-and stumbling down more than a few European (and African, Sri Lankan, and Australian) streets. But still-there is something that always stirs me when I hear this song:

 

 

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Sep 06 2013

Don’t call us-we’ll call you.

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Another potential employer must have found his or her way over to my blog. :-(

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Jul 27 2013

Contrary to popular belief

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This is where I spent all my time in port.  And Singapore. or Bangkok, or Manila. :-)

When I saw this I just had to get a picture of it.

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Jul 23 2013

Something everyone can agree on.

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Namely, the underlying purpose of the internet.

 

I did this in an anime a few years back-but I thought this was pretty funny.

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