Is a whole fascination thing I never understood. However there are some guys who just get breathless thinking about the idea of a girl toting an Uzi. Me? Its just another woman out there who now has a way to inflict yet more pain on men and in the process settle whatever longstanding grudges are lodged deep in her soul. That’s just plain scary.
Leave it to the Israelis (H/T to the Canadian Skippy for finding this) however, to figure out a way to use that fascination as a marketing ploy.
Now anybody who has been to Israel knows they have some really smoking women over there-with big breasts. I think they put something in the water. When I was visiting my Israeli friend in a little town called Zikron Yakov- 30 clicks south of Haifa-he invited me to a party. At the party was a guy and his wife- who was of Yemeni descent, but had been born in Israel of a Yemeni mother and and European father. She was, knock you over, jaw dropping, not an ounce of wasted skin on her body, beautiful. The whole time I was talking with her and her husband, I had a hard time concentrating because all I could think about in the back of my mind was that this guy was going to take her back to wherever-and knock the bottom of her. And I was going back to Daron’s tiny little guest room with its sleeping bag-alone. Man! I can still picture her today, 15 years later.
Or as my more well versed counterpart would point out:
Attracting tourists is further complicated by the small matter of whenever you turn on the television, you find out that a suicide bomber has just blown up a bus in Haifa. That’s pretty off-putting. Particularly when you consider that if you want to die in a commuter mishap, Minnesota is much cheaper. Last I checked, they still have a few bridges that haven’t fallen down. But they could. I spent an afternoon in Minnesota once and I would have welcomed a bridge falling on top of me.But I digress. This was supposed to be about the serious business of tourism.
And Israel has finally figured it out! They now seem to understand that only a lunatic is willing to get themselves blown up on a bus just to see where Jesus was born. But pretty much everyone will get blown up for quality poontang!
I gotta go take a shower…………….