Archive for September, 2007

Sep 13 2007

Why can’t we be angry?

Published by under Iraq

Several days ago, I watched John McCain make the following statement:

For the sake  of argument, lets forget about the fact that the definition of victory has changed from what it was in 2003. Then it meant “ridding Iraq of WMD and creating a pro-western democracy in the heart of the Arab world”. Now pretty much every one acknowledges-even General Petreaus in his testimony- that “the real debate is not longer over winning or losing but over how to mitigate the consequences of a disaster that has taken place.” ( The Economist- September 8th, 2007).

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Sep 13 2007

Happens all the time………

Published by under Travel

How many times has this happened to you? You rent a car on a business trip, loan it to a co-worker who subsequently loans it to a stripper. The stripper is pulled over and the car impounded. Your co-worker then rents the exact same type of car and passes it off as the original, which you then return to the rental agency.

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Sep 13 2007

Abe-san’s death watch………..

Published by under Japan Living

Today the Asahi Shimbun had the biggest headline I have ever seen since the Niigata earthquake. It said when translated: Abe Sore Daijin(Prime Minister)-Quits.

And now the explanations begin:

A day after announcing his resignation, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe entered a hospital Thursday morning to receive treatment for stomach and intestinal disorders.

“His body was substantially weakened all over,” a doctor at Keio University Hospital in Tokyo’s Shinjuku Ward said in a news conference Thursday.

Doctors said Abe lost about 5 kilograms in the past several months and that he will likely be hospitalized for three or four days.

“According to doctors, (Abe) was worn out and he needed to go through checks at a place with the proper facilities,” Chief Cabinet Secretary Kaoru Yosano said in a news conference earlier Thursday.

Yosano said he has so far not heard anything about plans for an interim prime minister 

Its not like he has been under any stress or anything lately. ;-)

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Sep 12 2007

Did not see that coming………..

Published by under Japan Living

20070912p2a00m0na034000p_size61.jpg Harry Reid may be wishing he could move to Japan. I hope not.

However, he may want to think about trading barbecue for sushi,  since it seems that over here in Nihon  being stubborn can be a way to get what you want :

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, whose year-old government has suffered a string of damaging scandals and a humiliating electoral defeat, has told ruling party leaders he wants to resign, news reports said Wednesday.

National broadcaster NHK said Abe made the announcement in a morning meeting with ruling party leaders, citing unidentified top officials of the Liberal Democratic Party. Other TV networks carried similar reports.

Abe spokesman Hiroshi Suzuki, deputy Cabinet secretary, said he was aware of the reports but he could not immediately confirm them.

The reports come after Abe’s scandal-scarred government lost control of the House of Councillors in July 29 elections.

The immediate cause of his resignation was a fight over renewing the special Anti-terror law, which is due to expire on 1 November. That law gives the Maritime Self Defense force authority to operate ships in the Indian Ocean and provide refueling services to coalition ships from the US, Britain and Pakistan. Failure to renew the law would be the equivalent of defunding the effort and would force the Japanese ships to return to Japanese waters.

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Sep 11 2007

September 11……..I want my world back.

Published by under Memorials

The world that was stolen from me and the rest of us. The silent majority who simply want to live and love, work and reap the rewards thereof, and want to enjoy the bright moments during our brief transit on this globe.

I wrote this post a year ago-however it could have been written today. Read for your self and then-  REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!  All of them. Continue Reading »

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Sep 10 2007

People watching………

Published by under Japan Living

And a lunch time restaurant recommendation for Spike!

On Saturday the S.O. and I set out for Tokyo. She had tickets for an exhibition in Ginza. It was the perfect antidote for having 2 days rained out by the typhoon. I insisted though that we take the trains through Shibuya so we could walk around a bit, then change over to the Ginza subway line. After some negotiating-she agreed.  Follow me!

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Sep 10 2007

No post yesterday!

Published by under Blogging

Whoever said, “Code is poetry“, should be shot!

And thus you know what I was doing last night. Golf game sucked too!

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Sep 08 2007

Under construction….

Published by under Blogging

This is going to be the new “house” for my blog. For reasons I’m not too sure of, I have obtained a host and am working on getting a bigger and better version of the Far East Cynic blog up. ( Maybe then my readership numbers will increase-its either that or resort to porn!). For the time being the “real” blog will be over at the old homestead, but all posts here will be cross posted over at this location. Word Press is proving more complex than I thought it would be. I have a place holder template in residence while I tinker. Probably by November I’ll have the “real” site moved over there.

In the meantime, feel free to laugh at me and the work in progress- or better yet offer helpful suggestions.

And please keep coming back here. For my commentary. AND

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Sep 07 2007

Old dog-same tricks.

Published by under Politics

You just got to love this. All the Navy readers of this little blog can say, “I told you so!” now. Seems you can take the boy out of the Pentagon, but you can’t take the Pentagon (and the black shoe attitude) out of the boy:

Now, in running his congressional office, Sestak has imported a measure of military toughness; he is battling a “misguided” culture in Washington, said William Walsh, Sestak’s district director: Aides are expected to work seven days a week, including holidays, often 14 hours each day, going for months without a day off. These are very long hours even by Capitol Hill standards.After more than nine years on Capitol Hill and only six months as chief of staff, Brian Branton announced on Aug. 17 that he would be leaving Sestak to become vice president for Congressional affairs at USA Funds, a nonprofit corporation that guarantees student loans. Sestak also has seen three press secretaries come and go

Military toughness? Excuse me while I sneeze-horseshit!

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Sep 06 2007

Weather report….

Published by under Asia Expat Living


Here it comes!

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Sep 06 2007

Hunkering down……

Published by under Asia Expat Living

Spike picked the wrong week to come to Tokyo.

After a cloudy day of intermittent rain and then no rain, but no wind-with near 90% humidity-the wind she be blowing. Typhoon 9 ?is coming to town.

No complaints on my end-I got a free day off out of it. Inside the gates pretty much everything shut down. Out side, it was business as usual. There is none of that “day of preparation nonsense over here. You go to work, the stores stay open, and the trains keep running till the wind says they can’t. It is actually a good system. I stayed in and paid bills and caught up on my correspondence today while the S.O. went out to by yet another 3 or 4 dishes. How one person can need so much china is totally beyond me. To each his or her own though.

I also used the time to study my Japanese since I got the results of my test back. Not as bad as I though-not as good as I had hoped. In 6 months I will try it again.

Over at the Japan Times there is a great article pointing out one of the great difficulties of learning this interesting and complex language. To sound natural and to be able to function in both business and society, one has to know how to use Keigo (??) properly. Thomas Dillon is very correct when he points out, ” one of the finer mysteries of life in Japan is the proper use of polite speech, teneigo or — worse — its more honorific cousin, keigo. Let’s make this simple and wrap these two together in a single package — the word keigo.”

The problem with keigo is that it takes words and sentence patterns that you have struggled to learn and throws them out the window for new verbs and pre-fixes and suffixes that make no logical sense. What English accomplishes with inflection, Japanese accomplishes with word play.

Of course, Japanese will tell you keigo is a mystery to them as well. Especially younger Japanese, who — like learning to ride a bike — have to scrape their knees a few times before they can pedal away on just the right verb choices. As for me, my knees are so badly scarred, I am afraid to get anywhere near the keigo bicycle.This may depend on how one first learned Japanese. If you acquired your skills in a classroom with a patient instructor — or one that was not so tolerant but carried a whip — you might have a handle on polite speech. If you learned your Japanese in a bar, arguing politics, sports, and whatnot with other imbibers, you may be more colorful and even more effective in your expressions. But you may not be so polite.The advantage of bar language is that it is practical. Keigo, meanwhile, is as artificial as the classroom. But harmony-obsessed Japan is full of artificial settings and sooner or later every learner trips over the rules for respectful speech.

Besides providing me with yet another excuse to go to my favorite bars, the author is right. Its also the case when you learn tidbits of the language between the sheets with your favorite ( or at least current) J-Girl.


Some sensei’s are better than others!

Japanese will know it right away, that you don’t know it at all, and while they may be outwardly polite to you, they will walk away with that secret satisfaction Japanese is only meant to be spoken by other Japanese.

And you wonder why the rest of Asia hates them so much………………

Winds getting stronger. I think I’ll stop now and have a beer! Speaking of being ready for a disaster:

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Sep 05 2007

They can be taught…………..

Whoo boy! You know something is wrong with the world when Geraldo Rivera is channeling yours truly.

“Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I’ve ever met in my life,” he says. “She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors, and we should be deporting people.

“It’s good she’s in D.C. and I’m in New York,” Rivera sneers. “I’d spit on her if I saw her.”

Except of course one has to wonder. Is this another one of those, “Lets trash each other on air, improve our ratings and walk laughing, hand in hand, to the nearest Citibank” type of gimmicks that more than one Fox broadcasting team has pulled off?

And secondly, would the man be just as upset if his name was Geraldo Jones?

Enquiring minds really want to know.

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Sep 04 2007

Retail Therapy……..

“Don’t increase my job.”

I hear this line every time after I come back from one of my extended sojourns into la-la land and have to re-invade the perfectly sterile environment the S.O. creates in our place. Its a reference to the fact that I have tendency to drop things, spill coffee while pouring it, leave the toilet seat up, spread papers across my computer desk ( which is on the off-limits list to her, as far as I am concerned), eat in front of the TV and other such things. In other words, behave like a normal man.

Now most folks would see this as the shallow whining that it is, and a natural result of the fact that I spend these protracted periods on the road where we both get to revel in the joy of being answerable only to ourselves. Accordingly, re-adjustment takes a little bit of effort. As “the cup is half full” kind of guy I am though, I am pleased with her statement. First, it reveals one of the fundamental truths of the universe- that it is her (or any woman’s) job to clean up after me. It also reinforces the fact that when I need to I can simply dial up or dial down the messy quotient depending on my need to establish that the man of the house is back. All is well with the universe.

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Sep 03 2007

See you in September

Published by under Iraq,Military,Politics

Gen Petreaus and Ambassador Crocker that is.

Finally, after 7 long months of hearing the song, “All we are saying, is give war a chance.”, the most awaited report since the Revelation to John is about to hit the streets. A like the final book of the bible, its pretty clear that it will have a similar message. Remain faithful in the gospel of the surge, and eventually the Lord will bestow victory on his long suffering people.

Unlike Revelation though, the General will be trying to back up his report with facts and figures and down playing the violent imagery. He’ll avoid the talk about rivers turned to blood. After all, one can see that just by turning on the TV.

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Sep 02 2007

Smell the roses………

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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Ferris Bueller

It is so good to be home. Japan, at least, seems like home. Korea- I’m not sure what it seems like, but I’m always happy to see it in the rear view mirror. At least I can read the signs over here. And I don’t get narco-lepsy when a Japanese translation starts-unlike what I experienced for the last two weeks in Korea, when the Korean translations started.

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