Archive for April, 2006

Apr 14 2006

Friday beer and Babes!

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Short post. No post yesterday due to needing sleep. Today I went to Iwo Jima. What an experience. To walk on that hallowed ground….in the company of Marines no less!
I felt privileged to be allowed to tag along. With all the talk about “diversity” in the services these days, it misses the point that the Marines seem to be the only ones understanding. Namely, that it does not matter where you came from, so long as they can mold you into someone who shares a same ethos and value system. E.G. Assimilation…………..

Back in Kanto now. Drinking these:

And wishing I was with one of these….:


Another nice hat!

Good writing tomorrow! I promise!

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Apr 12 2006

My Iranian experience………

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Well, this time safely ensconced in Word, I will try to do another Iranian post. If reading Seymour Hersh was scary, reading the news today was every bit even scarier. The Iranians it seems, or at least their ideological zealot of a president have seemed to come to the conclusion, that going “all in” in a high stakes poker game-with an opponent who hates to lose and has deeper pockets- is somehow a good thing. The Iranian President is clearly an idiot…….or a reckless fanatic. Either way its not a good thing.

Today he announced:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced the enrichment success Tuesday in a nationally televised ceremony, saying the country’s nuclear ambitions are peaceful and warning the West that trying to force Iran to abandon enrichment would “cause an everlasting hatred in the hearts of Iranians.”

Which of course triggered the obligatory opposite rhetoric from the United States:


But the announcement quickly raised condemnations from the United States, who said the claims “show that Iran is moving in the wrong direction.” Russia also criticized the announcement Wednesday, with Foreign Ministry spokesman Mikhail Kamynin saying, “We believe that this step is wrong. It runs counter to decisions of the IAEA and resolutions of the U.N. Security Council.”

The head of the U.N. nuclear watchdog agency, Mohamed ElBaradei, was heading to Iran on Wednesday for talks aimed at resolving the standoff. The timing of the announcement suggested Iran wanted to present him with a fait accompli and argue that it cannot be expected to entirely give up a program showing progress. Former Iranian president Hashemi Rafsanjani – a powerful figure in the country’s clerical regime – warned that pressuring Iran over enrichment “might not have good consequences for the area and the world.”

That’s an understatement. Especially if Hersh is even sort of right, and George W. Bush is considering abandoning ideas of “no first use” of nuclear weapons. Which is a jump into another kind of lunacy all its own. ( That is not for today’s tale however……)

Reading this made me go to my bookshelf where I went to find a book I read about 10 years ago by Barry Rubin entitled, “Paved with good intentions, The American experience in Iran” which is a pretty good history about a time that many Americans do not remember: a time when the US and Iran were allies. That once upon a time over 24,000 Americans worked in Iran, and it was American arms that kept the Shaw in power and the Russians out.

Although written over 20 years ago, Rubin’s opening paragraphs are still kind of a warning for the world of today:


A country’s behavior, as the Iranian crisis so vividly demonstrates, is not merely a product of a rational pursuit of objective national interests. Rather it is the result of the interaction of the collective historical experience of the nation with individual life experiences of its citizens. The former creates a nation’s political course, the latter shapes its political consciousness. Whether or not the interaction contributes to the effective fulfillment of a nations objective interests, though not always the controlling question.
There is also a rather common occurrence in politics that might be called the vector principle. A boat sets off fro the opposite shore of a river but because of various unconsidered currents, ends up several miles downstream. American policies often seemed in theory, if not in execution, directed towards reasonably obtainable, rational goals but failed nonetheless because they did not fully take into account the currents of Iranian and Middle East politics.
In part, United States error may be traced to the triumph of a single minded strategy over political realities……………certainly, some dictatorships prosper-not all decay-and some are replaced by worse alternatives.


Dear Neocons, I think you slept through this part of the course. Certainly it proved true of Iran, if not also Iraq, in Iran the replacement for the Shah was 10 times worse than having him on the throne.

I also went back and reviewed Rubin’s book for a more personal reason. I started college with some 50-55 Iranians at my beloved alma mater. Having never been to Iran, they are the only Iranians I’ve ever met. I can still remember vividly the arguments they used to have in the college canteen ( where they seemed to be the only ones who had any money….), in Farsi, back and forth as the lead up was coming to the Iranian revolution.

Although commissioned as Ensigns in the IIN (Imperial Iranian Navy) these guys did not adapt well to American military college life, pre feminist; pre kinder and gentler; pre consideration of others training; style. Maybe 35 lasted the year. Many of the early group got booted on honor violations ( “What do you mean its wrong to copy my seatmate’s test?”), conduct incidents out in town ( including at least one alleged rape), or just not digging some gawky southern boy responding to their entreaties in a less than sympathetic fashion:

CADET Recruit Amad: “Sir, but sir, in my country, we do not do this!”

CADET Sergeant Southern Boy: “ Well in mine we do! Hit it you little shit! “

Sophomore year a few more did not come back and then their numbers stabilized at about 20-25. Those that did make it through did ok, but they never were really accepted well by the rest of the Corps. At best they were tolerated, and for their part, they reciprocated by studying and keeping to themselves. Many bought the ritual trans-am:


Best car Oil money can buy!

Some met Charleston girls, set them up in apartments (remember they were making over 1200 US dollars a month, a lot of money in 1977 for a college student in those days) and for the girl a pretty good deal; she generally got free use of the apartment during the week and only had to render forth on the weekends as required or desired. Generally they sort of never adapted, although some never truly did. A couple remained devout Muslims- we had one in our company who wore his boxer shorts even in the shower out of Islamic modesty(there is an oxymoron if there ever was one!)- and all seemed determined to carve out their own path in a way that was contrary to the spirit of camaderie that life in the Corps of Cadets tended to build. What was true, was that most of us never really understood what made them tick.

Nor did many of us have an appreciation of how the government worked back home. There was one student who seemed much older than the rest. He lived in 1st Battalion, had grey hair and was partially bald. His skin was tough and somewhat wrinkled. The rumor Senior year was that he was the resident SAVAK ( Iranian secret police ) agent on the campus. That rumor seemed to be confirmed when, as the action heated up back in Iran, he got a brick through the window of his Trans-am 3 months before graduation. Fortunately he was not hurt.

As the news from home got worse, you could see the Iranian students start to take sides. As I said earlier, heated arguments ensued among them. From what I gathered a lot of it was about the Shah and whether to go home and join the revolution. Since the IIN was allied pretty closely with the Shah of Iran, it was a brave decision to take.

As the government got bogged down with what to do, the IIN simply stopped paying the bills. That created a crisis for the College and for the government. A compromise was arrived at where folks could finish college if they wanted to, and many were offered asylum by the US government. Several folks took the offer ( including the rumored SAVAK agent). After graduation most of us never heard or saw from them again. One guy, I shared a lot of classes with, is rumored to be alive and well and living in Atlanta as a doctor with an American wife and kids. Of the guys who went back to Iran, I always wondered what happened to them. Did they end up part of a “human wave” assault on the Iraqi line? Or perhaps they ended up here. Who knows?

However that was my experience, living and working with Iranians. I’ve always hoped that the Islamic idiots would implode on their own, and we could go back to the days of friendship. Iran once proved it could be a modern country. However I doubt that it will be allowed to do so again. But its nice to dream………………….

More on the Iranian issue tomorrow…………….

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Apr 11 2006

So who do you believe?

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I had a post started about the Hersh article. Twice I typed what I thought were some good words. And twice G**Damn Blogger ate them! I quit.

Go here and read for yourself what some others are saying. Damn you Blogger!

And why it is hard to take Hersh at face value.

I quit!

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Apr 10 2006

Resting up

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Its amazing what 12 hours of sleep with no beer in you will do for a person. Came back to Japan yesterday and back to the usual nonsense. Went to bed early and slept and slept. Which was also what I did Sunday night, had been into Wanchai early, went back to the room to call the S.O. and fell asleep after calling her. Woke up about 12:30…damn! Said to hell with it, I sleep on the plane, back in cab to Wanchai. Made circuit of all my usual haunts, but by design jumped in a cab about 3 and came back to the hotel to pack and get ready to go. I wish I had the stamina I had a few years ago.

Now its back to the grind stone and some more worthy topics…………

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Apr 09 2006

Sticking out.

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Made the circuit last night. Kolwoon, Lan Kwai Fong, Wanchai……waking up this morning has been slow to say the least. This is my third attempt to get moving after my second shower of the morning. Back home tomorrow and I know I’ll be able to sleep there.

Saw lots of Sailors out last night. It dawned on me again, how obvious and out of place they looked there. The ship had its shore patrol out, but they don’t call it shore patrol anymore. They call it the SLG (Ship liaison Group) and instead of black and gold armbands on a uniform, they wear golf shirts. They still stand out though.

Lan Kwai Fong was packed and as the evening wore on, saw some real sweethearts. Nice girls, dressed well in skirts and “f**k me” pumps, being hit on my guys in T-shirts and hats worn backwards. Most of the guys were getting shot down right and left. If you are going to pick up women, one should at least dress up for it.

Like I said, may be I am conditioned, but Americans stand out in the crowd. I could tell instantly who was from the ship and who was a local resident. It actually became a game of sorts to see how right I was. It makes me wonder if folks take the messages about blending in seriously or not. In Hong Kong, sticking out is just a minor annoyance, someplace else it could be the difference between being attacked or not.

Its clear though, from talking to folks that going on liberty has definitely changed from my day. Now the Sailors have to have a designated buddy and one has to go and come together. The old days , where your humble scribe here, would peel off and go prowling on his own are not allowed any more. That’s a shame in my humble opinion.

However its in keeping with the trend these days. The US Navy is guilty of a creeping paternalism, just like the government as a whole. I even saw a brief a couple of months ago that talked about teaching Sailors to be “more moral”. What the heck does that mean? I know why they are doing this but it seems out of place in an organization who collectively exists to do something very immoral, namely the organized mass murder of other human beings. So it seems appeals to a higher morality is a bit out of place. Probably the better question to be asking is “What gets in the way?” Those things that do, prohibit. The rest, well let the buyer make the decision. That includes by the way, meeting and greeting free-lancers in Wanchai. I wondered how the SLG dealt with that. Did not make it to Neptune but I wonder what they did with Sailors going in there.

The Economist did a story about this tendency to over protect:

As the magazine points out, thinking Americans need to reject this trend. Its the road to ruin:


LIBERALS sometimes dream of a night-watchman state, securing property and person, but no more. They fret that societies have instead submitted to the nanny state, a protective but intrusive matriarch, coddling citizens for their own good. Economists, with their strong faith in rationality and liberty, have tended to agree. As many decisions as possible should be left in the individual’s lap, because no one knows your interests better than you do. Most of us have gained from this freedom.

But a new breed of policy wonk is having second thoughts. On some of the biggest decisions in their lives, people succumb to inertia, ignorance or irresolution. Their private failings :o besity, smoking, boozing, profligacy are now big political questions. And the wonks think they have an ingenious new answer a guiding but not illiberal state.

What they propose is “soft paternalism” (see article). Thanks to years of patient observation of people’s behaviour, they have come to understand your weaknesses and blindspots better than you might know them yourself. Now they hope to turn them to your advantage. They are paternalists, because they want to help you make the choices you would make for yourselfif only you had the strength of will and the sharpness of mind. But unlike hard paternalists, who ban some things and mandate others, the softer kind aim only to skew your decisions, without infringing greatly on your freedom of choice. Technocrats, itching to perfect society, find it irresistible. What should the supposed beneficiaries think?

If they are wise they will say no thank you. For real freedom is also about the freedom to make bad choices as well as good ones. As the writer of this article points out:

Its champions will say that soft paternalism should only be used for ends that are unarguably good: on the side of sobriety, prudence and restraint. But private virtues such as these are as likely to wither as to flourish when public bodies take charge of them. And life would be duller if every reckless spirit could outsource self-discipline to the state. Had the government deprived Coleridge of opium, he might have been happier. Then again, there might have been no Kubla Khan.

I’ll enjoy my own road thank you very much. I’ve had personal experience with useless do gooders who thought they had the right to tell what I could and could not do and how I should live. Every time I go up in to Lan Kwai Fong I think of them. And then I hoist my beer and given them a hearty , “F**k you” in my mind. “I’m still here you greasy bastards!” and I’ll keep standing up to you. I’ve seen what these folks are selling and I’m not buying it. I’ll be at work on time thank you very much. But the rest is up to me. That’s the way it is supposed to be.

And now I choose…..to go drink beer in Stanley Bay………..

Ja ne

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Apr 08 2006

An interesting day

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Qucik post here for I have still some shopping to do.

Did my thing today and was up at 6:30 am this morning which is unheard of for me when I am in Hong Kong. Even ate breakfast. Busy till 3 this afternoon. Was going to go up to the Peak but the line was obscene. Went to Dan Ryan’s for lunch instead. Bought the S.O. the jewelry should could have picked herself if she had come along.

There is a new resident in bloggerville. A friend of mine who writes better and has a better sense of style. Check out what he has to say here. Better writing for sure, but I doubt you’ll find beer and babes there. I’ll add the Scribe to my links when I get back.

Been watching all the crying about how hard the made Augusta this year. I think its a great thing. Golf is about straight shooting, so if the scores are higher, that’s a good thing. I like seeing Tiger get a double bogie once in a while, just like us mere mortals………..

Gotta run. Lan Kwai Fong is waiting.

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Apr 07 2006

Out the door…..looking for?

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I don’t know what. However for the 3rd time in as many weeks I am back at Narita heading off to someplace else. S.O. is fit to be tied. Now mind you, I invited her to come along on this trip at my expense over 7 weeks ago, but her twisted female mind can’t seem to remember that little detail. I meant it too and I really wanted her to go, but she can’t decide if just bleeding me out of money, or being treated well, is more important to her. However, in a great display of my new found resolve, I told her I’m going one way or another. I even offered this week to take her with me, and hang the expense. God bless her, she thought better of that. Whew! Dodged that bullet.

So now its time to look for these:

And may be one of these? Not this weekend!………..Thanks to 5000 of my (not so) good friends! GRRR

Ahh, but that is the real challenge…….finding the diamond in the rough!
Ja ne!

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Apr 06 2006

Another day……another kick in the ass

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Today was an up and down kind of day. Got some sort of good news or depending on how things turn out it could be bad news. Either way change is coming for poor little Skippy-san. Your humble scribe has known its coming, but I’ve been hoping for the best. And the news I received today could or could not be the best depending……..

Out of here to go away for the weekend. Back to Hongkie town. Yes that’s right. Something to do and it preserves options down the pike since this particular opportunity is only offered once a year.

Why not do it in Tokyo………?”

Where is the fun in that? This gives me an excuse to get away. Although when I signed up, I forgot to check the fleet schedule before picking a location, so 5000+ unwanted guests will be in the city this weekend……..something I normally try to avoid like the plague. I signed up before I checked, then realized I was screwed because now I was committed to this test location. Piss poor pre-flight planning if you ask me. However at the time I did not realize I would get to Hong Kong before then……….

I think this means I’ll have to avoid the Wanchai Vortex which is a shame because I like Wanchai. However I like it on my terms, and with the group I think will be there, it definitely will not be on my terms. So after the exam, it will be off to explore some out of the way part of HK Island, or the New Territories. Sunday I might even go to Macau. I will definitely be keeping a low profile. Hong Kong is a big city, right? There has to be a place for me to hole up, drink beer, and watch the Chuppies……….Wish I had a visa to go to ShenShen……….

When I get back, I’m going to have some things to do I expect. and the next couple of months are going to get very busy. However God willing, my asia travel program will pick up and I should get some time to explore around Japan this summer. Film at 11 on both items.

The voice of Obi Wan talks to Skippy on the MTR……….:


Keep your head on the swivel and check six!

Who knows, I may actually find the Christian Science reading room this trip!


“Once more into the breach!!”

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Apr 05 2006

How not to pad your resume……….

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Hitting a cop is probably not a way to do it. I guess Cynthia McKinney never got the lecture from her father about never argue with a cop on the scene………

Neither does this do much for your career progression:

WASHINGTON (AP) – A spokesman for the Homeland Security Department was put on unpaid leave Wednesday after being charged with preying on a child through
online sexual conversations with an undercover detective who was posing as a
14-year-old girl. Homeland Security officials said Brian J. Doyle, the fourth-ranking spokesman at the department, was put on “non-pay status” following the charges late Tuesday. Doyle, 55, was expected to appear in court Wednesday afternoon in suburban Maryland, where he lives.

And finally its probably never a good idea to do this:

LONDON (Reuters) – British anti-terrorism detectives escorted a man from a plane after a taxi driver had earlier become suspicious when he started singing along to a track by punk band The Clash, police said Wednesday.

Detectives halted the London-bound flight at Durham Tees Valley Airport in northern England and Harraj Mann, 24, was taken off.

The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown expected.”

Mann told British newspapers the taxi had been fitted with a music system which allowed him to plug in his MP3 player and he had been playing The Clash, Procol Harum, Led Zeppelin and the Beatles to the driver.

“He didn’t like Led Zeppelin or The Clash but I don’t think there was any need to tell the police,” Mann told the Daily Mirror.

Tsk Tsk Tsk……………..

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Apr 04 2006

" Why are you against progress?"

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As you have probably noticed by my postings, I am not a big fan of the current management strategy in DOD and the Department of the Navy. Several folks have accused me of being a dinosaur (which I probably am), but at the same time they do not offer a way out of the current death spiral that the armed services seem to be in. Today I’d like to take a minute to explain why I feel as strongly as I do.

First of all, I’m not opposed to progress. Nor am I someone who feels like there is not a way the government can be more fiscally responsible in how it produces “stuff” and readiness of combat units. In Naval Aviation alone, many of the improvements that have been made like NAVRIIP and applying Lean and Six Sigma to production techniques has paid dividends. However, all of this has to be measured against one criteria: ” how is this helping to produce a stable rotation of forces that will be able to sustain the pace of a ‘long war’ . The production techniques help improve the spare parts piece of the aviation equation, however the continuing pressure to make the Navy smaller, combined with Rummy’s math that anyone who is serving should be fodder to go to Afghanistan, Horn of Africa, or Iraq; and that by their presence he can justify a smaller Army makes in the long term real problems for all of the armed services.

As currently laid out, the Global War on Terror has brought the US back to the 60′s. Having to execute a long term deterrent posture (e.g. find and assist nations to reduce the terrorist threat within their borders………Horn of Africa and Philippine ops–also there are these little matters of deterring N. Korea, China and keep India/ Pakistan in their box……..) while dealing with the continuing drain of a real land war in Asia that continues to force the services to yield more and more of their manpower.(e.g Vietnam or Iraq….a running sore that wears down the military in the long run). Unlike the 60′s though we: a) do not have a draft so that the nation can access all of its available manpower and b) has a management strategy that relies on making the military much smaller in terms of personnel and in their absence rely on technology to solve all of the military’s problems.

Problem is the old rules of forward presence have not really changed. Ships and other units need to be deployed to the areas that they can be expected to be used. They need to be available on short notice and also by being “on scene” they provide a host of other functions that help to engage our allies and make them feel more secure that the United States really cares and is really different than other nations. In terms of numbers, it means you need 2 ships back for every one deployed so that people can enjoy time off; be able to get new personnel trained; install new equipment and train. For the Navy, it means we need more ships than we have now. And at least as many people as we have now.

Oh but wait you ask, we have FRP and we have tailored readiness now. If we need them we can surge the forces forward regardless of how long they were just out doing God’s work. Retention is high, the Sailors of our beloved Navy will continue to deal with 7-8 month cruises, short turnarounds and being plucked from home and hearth to go fill Army missions while on shore duty. Retention is high! Folks will continue to respond without grumbling to things they did not sign up to do.

In my opinion, this state of affairs was, and continues to be avoidable. However it requires a willingness to do things that the Navy as of yet, has proven unable to do. We talk about down sizing personnel and making the Navy more efficient, but we don’t do what is really needed. We talk about getting shipbuilding on track, and then we build gold plated frigates like the Little Crappy Ship and DD expensive…………CVN-21 too…………….when did we become in love with perfection instead of “good enough”?

And like the proverbial passengers rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, we continue to create staffs to manage functions across geographical lines, which has made the Navy staff organization so complicated it is only second to the Vatican in its reluctance to change.

By doing so we send a lot of hidden messages that Sailors do not miss. Here is hidden message number 1:

The Navy continues to keep EXACTLY as many flag officers as it had in 1991, but it has half as many ships and aircraft than it did then. Below 0-7 though, we are pushing folks out the door.

Hidden message number 2: Cost wise readiness vs readiness at any cost. We gold plate ships like the San Antonio, the F-18 F and the JSF, while ignoring the rest of the recapitalization problem.
They Navy needs improvements in all of its aircraft and is only now being able to realize them.

We create new Type Commanders and Flag staffs in order to show “the power of alignment”. Never mind that in at least 4 case I can think of, the CAPTS running the show before were doing quite fine, “we need a flag in charge to make the 3-star happy”. We continue to make the Fleet Forces Command into a monster, while ignoring the fact that coordinated strategy, with decentralized execution has worked well for a long time.

The long war has a bill. Its time to recognize we have to pay it. If we were really serious about efficiency we would:

1) Cut some flag officers. Make the jobs an O-6. By reducing flags you reduce expenses and the “personnel baggage ” that goes along.

2) Do away with things like CNI and other outfits. Realize that shore stations are nothing more than extensions of the ships and aircraft that live there. Place the TYCOMS in charge of their shore stations and empower the CO’s of said stations again. Make them CEO’s and Mayors of their own little small towns. Hold them accountable based on how they support the fleet.

3) Make the actives manage the reserves. Do away with separate entities like RESFORCOM and CNAFR and embed the reserve units into the 3 major TYCOMS. Park the funding there as well.

4) Realize that numbers matter. More ships of reasonable cost are better than less ships of gold plated capability. Same is true for aircraft these days.

To return where I started, I’m not against progess. But real progess costs……..and is not just about finding places where one can cut the budget. NUFF Said!

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Apr 03 2006

Back and busy!

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Meant to post something serious tonight, but events and tiredness overcame me. So that will have to wait till the AM. ( After I work out, so no guarantees……).

This last weekend was the Rugby Sevens, where I wish I had been. Madame Chiang, Expat at Large, and Shaky Kaiser provide comprehensive coverage. I’ve been dying to get there during a Sevens since I first heard about 3 years ago, but work, or money (lack thereof) has prohibited. This year is no different since I have to go away this next weekend.

Never heard of the Sevens you say? Hemlock provides this slightly biased explanation:


That curious migration each Spring, when every Anglo-Saxon expatriate east of Suez feels compelled to come to Hong Kong and cram himself into a stadium along with thousands of others, all wearing rugby shirts, to drink and watch oafish Fijians run up and down a field. I tell him how I used to get free tickets and left them face up and peed upon in Lan Kwai Fong bar urinals to see how long it would take before some desperate victim of Sevens mania retrieved them. Twenty minutes, maximum. He stares at me in disbelief. “I don’t go”? “No, never” , I tell him. Odell joins in.

Yea, well this is the same guy who looks down on those of men (like me) who like to chase housemaids in Wanchai on Sunday evenings, hoping to offer them a bit of love and respite from their weekly drudgery ( Even if it requries a charitable donation…..). To each his own.

It looks like it would be a lot of fun. Madame Chiang even prescribes the Sevens diet:

one cup of tea
one bottle of Perrier
2 bottles of wine
2 glasses of Pimms
1 KFC Waffle Fry
1 mouthful of quiche

That’s per day. You are welcome to vary it ( I think I would subsist on Carlsbergs myself) and your mileage may vary.

Its just a right of spring, no different than throwing out the first ball in a Cubs game……….which George W. Bush will do today. Cubs vs Reds. Maybe this will be the year my Cubbies win! And maybe we’ll be out of Iraq by Christmas……….both events are quite unlikely.

Speaking of Iraq, I’ll close with 2 serious articles that you should take a look at over at the Duck’s place. One is about immigration and what the debate is really about, e.g. Avoiding the road to Dubai, and Thomas Friedman’s analysis that things in Iraq may be even more worrisome than we are being told. Agree or not, they make for interesting reading.

Fun’s fun, but I’m done. More tomorrow!

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Apr 01 2006

Stuck with a dial up and other frustration.

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No babes this week, my wireless card does not seem to be working here for some reason. Sorry Mark! Wait till I get home. ( I could have used one last night!).

Other musings / complaints.

Why is it when I heard on TV that a Congressperson had been accused of assault, when I heard who it was, I was not suprised? And why is it she is blaming it all on the fact that she is black? “Madam, I don’t begrudge your race. I do begrudge you being stupid.”

LAX blows! Check in is unsat, security is just a pain in the ass and God help you if you are late for your line. I wanted to walk through the United checkin area with my Louisville slugger and knock a few heads together. It could be fixed very simply in many ways………and get a 1K line for pete’s sake.

How come there is no decent train system here? The metro area is the same size as Tokyo’s, but getting around is just a pain in the ass. Even today on a Saturday morning it took me an 1+45 to get down here from Ventura. I know Californians love their cars, but…………..

Smoking cigars at a party is almost never a good idea.

Speaking of parties, still haven’t figured out a way to tell people who don’t know that I am divorced and my kids live with the ex. Ran into a couple I had not seen in 8 years at this party for the Great American I talked about. Guys wife was well meaning when she asked about my wife and kids. Had to explain that I moved on in life leaving her and them behind. I tried to make it light and friendly, but its still awkward. Her: “How’s XXXXX?” Me: ” I have no idea, we got divorced 7 years ago, however she still cashes the alimony checks on time.”

When riding with a friend and he does not want to leave the party makes for some interesting silences……….

Houses in Thousand Oaks are nice…..and expensive.

And what’s with the rain this week!

Gotta board the plane……..Nihon awaits!

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